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I actually meant to say Uncle Criff (given how youngans can't say names proper)
so another try
Uncle Criff sent it to me for my birthday and I'm trying it out on everyfing
Or
Uncle Criff is in the bad corner as Mum wasn't happy when I tried my new present out on the crockery
Sorry Uncle Criff.
Now I have to decide whether to tell you that was the deliberate mistake to test you all or admit it was a Senior's moment.
The lad's Grand dad is Chris and they live next to Mt. Rogers, no wonder my mind goes into muddle mode.
I'm Chris, and I protest my innocence Chris...oops I mean Cliff.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers
Nailed it in one. :2tsup:
Well it looks like every one has given up and is awaiting my verdict.
We already had Cliff's signature so needed to top it or equal it.
I think Uncle Criff is in the naughty corner. does it for me.
So take it away Sawdust maker.
I liked "nailed it in one"
Staying with the kids routine I'll submit this
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Just studying The data till the track rubbers in.
I liked 'nailed in one' too but the vision of Cliff in the naughty corner (for some of his other mischievous posts) is what had me rolling on the floor.
Having been told how long it takes to become a London cabbie, Jed decided he better make a start on getting the "knowledge."
Regards
Paul
There has to be a way to get this thing into reverse, I'll check the manual again. :think:
Mrs. Lowndes' youngest boy Craig checks out his map.
"Mum! Where's Bathurst?"
The circle of , strewth, who dropped that one !!!! :doh:
Ok! Which is better? One big step? Or lots of little ones? :hmm:
Sat Nav's a wonderful thing.
Regards
Paul
Reminds me of a 3 point turn in County Wicklow - the traffic waited patiently while some daft tourist found reverse - lift the collet thingy on the gear stick :doh: bluudy hire cars :BQuote:
Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers
Over to you Cliff
even though a real bloke would be checking the manual for the first time :q
Reminds me of my BIL. Buys a new car and takes delivery on Friday after work.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sawdust Maker
Goes shopping and pulls into the kerb, across a street to reverse park.
Frantic phone call to me whilst holding up half of Dandenong to find out how to get reverse.
I could hear the panic in his voice and the rather testy comments from other vehicles and the more I tried to explain the more flustered he got.
After about a minute or so, a strange voice comes on the phone, "Your friend is getting very flustered and can't work out what to do, maybe I can do it for him."
"Tell him to get out," says I. He duly does and the other person gets in.
Explain to him that you pull the little flange up and you can move the gear lever to reverse.
Done deal.
Car reverses into kerb. "Explain to my idiot BIL what you just did and show him."
"OK," says strange man and hangs up.
10 minutes later BIL rings up again.
"I can't get the car into gear."
"Put your foot on the brake," says I and hang up.
He made the mistake of telling his wife what had happened, the whole family knew in about 25 mins and he has never been allowed to forget it.
:rofl:and :pointlaugh:
At least my, woops, that bluddy tourist's car, was a manual. :B
Thank you, thank you, thank you....... :D
You just had to have been there, at least once....:rolleyes:
Looking for reverse in a strange car. :doh:
OK, don't bother looking for reverse in this one.
https://www.woodworkforums.com/attach...1&d=1317639937
Where is the screen for the reversing camera?
or
How many reindeer power under the bonnet?
Boeing had trouble approving Jack's modifications to the 727
Does anyone remember what caused Virgin to charge for excess luggage?
South African National Take All Company.
The blinker in an escort was fun for a minute or so! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers
After the first flight they decided that it might be better to charge for all luggage that goes ON the plane. not gets to the other end! :doh:
"Monday is washing day: Is everybody happy? You bet your life we are."
Regards
Paul
Is that a stretched Fokker?
Regards
Paul
What, no Tacos!
Good pick up. :wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sawdust Maker
OK, this seems to have stalled, you better have a go SDM.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sawdust Maker
Ok
Not sure if this one's been done
but here goes
Attachment 183630
That's dangerous she could smear her lipstick or drop her phone.
I'm gonna have to go. I need another drink and I've only got one hand.
Regards
Paul
Got lippy, got phone, forgot shirt.
Multitasking.....With pike.
Left hand drive with style.
Regards
Paul
"Hang on. There's a hunky policeman flashing his lights at me. I have to freshen my lipstick."
They always paint About-to-Crash-Dummies to see where they hit...
:2tsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ken-67
over to you Ken
Maybe if i just reach a little further i could get my head out of your #####