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Got to be a council computer, 1 working with 2 sitting and watching.
Well we have the Q and A switched over, just a few more and we will know who touch types and who hunt and pecks.
It's gotta be here... the old fool said 'The key is just northeast of the spot marked X!'
Alice, Alice 'you down there?
"It was the lads' good "D" for the day."
Regards
Paul
Oh isn't that nice - Tea Lady sent a crew around to fix Rustynail's computer
While in Jamaica, I asked a local.."Did he know where the pirates buried their treasure?"
He looked around and whispered in my ear.... " Unda de Quay, Mun"
(Read that with a rastafarian accent)
"I on't have all ay for you unces to fix that key, my arling wife has ishe up a elightful inner for our aughters birth ay"
Despicable
I found the photo Rusty. You choose the winner.
TL, I feel that would be a little unfair, as I also had an entry. I would much prefer to pass the honour to you as a public display of my gratitude for your quick response in my hour of need.
Tea Lady and Rustynail, I know you have good intentions - and impeccable manners - but this could end up being a bit like 2 people standing in front of a door saying "No, after you" repeatedly until one of them keels over.
How about we go with the one that had the most likes ie this one:
Quote:
Originally Posted by rwbuild
Thank you, I didn't think it was all that good.
Try this one
http://cdn.extremefunnypictures.com/items/4324.jpg
Extreme duck sports: photobombing at 20,000ft
"You're dithpicable!!!"
Stalker
Now that Qantas will have foreign ownership,
they needed something other than a flying kangaroo.
First try is the "hitch-hiking duck"
I may be quackers but I'm glade to be the way I am.
Daffy forgot one of the cardinal rules of commerce: you get what you pay for.
I shoulda known better than to order the Peeking Duck. Glad I didn't ask for the Bombe Alaska.
So. You thought you'd get away from me by flying to Europe
"I s'pose now you want an upgrade."
Regards
Paul
"This is Quantas. You should have flown Singapore if you wanted comfort."
Regards
Paul
"I think he just ducked out for a moment."
Regards
Paul
"He says there's been a bird strike in all engines. We're well, and truly ducked."
Regards
Paul
Aaahh...so that's what they mean by a bird on the wing.
In the specifications, the new airbus design called for a air duct in each window.
"You got any bread?"
"Got any grapes?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q
"... how about a glass of wine?"
No, I didn't offer you nuts, I said ducks guts.
Surely someone is going to come up with the definitive caption, I'll keep it open for another day, but there are some good one's so far
"Knock, knock?"
When I asked for a window seat I didn't realize it would come with such a large bill.
Since when did airlines start serving 'peeking ducking'?
Who's there?Quote:
Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers
how come there's no trolley dolly service on the wing?
This window has a quack in it.
what are you looking at?