Ok, try this one for size.....
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Ok, try this one for size.....
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Originally Posted by mic-d
Hope they're both ok?
"there's a bear in there....."Quote:
Originally Posted by Chief Tiff
Memory bump.I once did a Cattle AI course, and the last staff person to arrive at work got to sit inside the dummy cow and hold the artificial vagina for every service on that day :o
now there's a gynaecologist that's head and shoulders above the rest!
that's a different way to make a trunk call
or
Hello.........................Hello ( echo)
"Ah. I see your problem. It's a faulty trunk collection."
"Hey, waddya know! The little light stays on!"
OH CRAP!!! I dropped the torch.
When you are done with the elephant would you get the stick out of mine please?
help help help help help help help
Quote:
Originally Posted by chrisb691
Chris wins on either of these!Quote:
Originally Posted by chrisb691
Quite a horrible story! I guess it would be the world's second worst job. The worst one of all would have to be the guy with the mop who works in one of those...er...burlesque picture houses with the little booths.....Quote:
Originally Posted by watson
Over to you Chris...
Here go
:C Jeez Mich. I guess things could be worse.Quote:
Originally Posted by mic-d
https://www.woodworkforums.com/attach...phant-butt.jpg
I guess I've been away longer than I thought! It was only a sapling when I parked.:Chttps://www.woodworkforums.com/attach...royable045.jpg
Forest elbow strikes again.
Parking it was one thing, getting out to go to the shop was the real challenge.
Forked
or
Tree falls on vehicle, ordinary, ute falls on tree , now that's news.
Over to CliffQuote:
Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers
Beauty, ta.
Try this one.
https://www.woodworkforums.com/attach...1&d=1288047088
Australia's new submarine class. The typical outcome of defense decision-making. :rolleyes::doh::doh::~:~
Cheers
Michael
I said "Left"...."right!!"
Jeremy Clarkson's attempt to build a cross channel ferry from an old truck was not going well.
Glad I opted for the double bunk in the sleeper.
I know how Woodlee likes his deliveries to arrive on time, rain hail snow and floods.So I fitted the snorkles and high reach exhausts just so I could deliver during the wet season to Katherine. But I didn't fit a waterproof GPS:doh:
The mechanics said after a full rebuild nothing would stop it.:~
GLUG glug
FOR SALE. Truck and trailer, pick up only.
"hello! RAC? I think the carbie's flooded!"
Where's Weisey and his tool box when you need him???
"The salt water Mack lays partially submerged, waiting for a young Subaru careless enough to attempt a crossing"
:roflmao:Quote:
Originally Posted by silentC
OK, I'm off so I had better pick somebody, Sir silentC Attenborough gets it for his saltwater Mack.
Damn, I didn't think that far ahead. Now I'll have to find a funny picture I suppose...
I have the same problem, I keep looking at this thread & replying to it but I dread getting a turn 'cos then I have homework to do. :rolleyes:
The price we pay for being smart asres I suppose :)
OK have we had this one before?
http://www.hilariousheadlines.com/wp...at-picture.jpg
But when you said "Join the Navy and get some ass, I thought...."
And straight out of the blocks, Groggy is an early contender. We hope he hasn't started his run too soon :D
I'd like to see/read what Ernest Hemingway could do with that. :think:
How does he move?
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He Oars.
:p:-
They say any ass can drive one of these.
"... I will get Peter Quince to write a ballad of this dream: it shall be called ‘Bottom’s Dream’, because it hath no bottom;..."