ok... if ...I...just....keep ....practicing......
they'll paint me blue and stick me in the Albert hall.
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ok... if ...I...just....keep ....practicing......
they'll paint me blue and stick me in the Albert hall.
:2tsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by underfoot
:elefant:
"Alright. Who's the smartasre who thinks it's funny to superglue the peanuts?" :~
thanks tl, how about
"The Sound of Music" meets "Waynes World"
Who'd'a thought lieder hosen were so much fun. :D
" The hills are alive with the sound of punk rock"
a bit of slap and tickle never hurt anyone.
This is why you don't give kids red cordial.
Headline: "IS ANGUS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?"
A disgraceful demonstration of how tradition Bavarian folk dancing has been corrupted by too much exposure to ACDC.
Holeproof's new sock add. For new improved every stay up knee highs.:D
:Uall yours Oz:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Ozkaban
Hi Mum, the travel agent said Lichtenstein was a quiet little place.
Off we go then... sorry for the day or so delay. Busy putting in the slab for my new shed :DQuote:
Originally Posted by underfoot
Cheers,
Dave
Electricity prices jumping up again.
:rofl:
Ah ha! So that's why the power was out over the weekend.:doh:
(:oo: We've got moving captions now? The bar has been raised.:D )
Our ever effecient government probably paid some consultant squillions of dollars to design this one.
Not funny but true.:doh:
The Martian invasion of Earth had to be put on hold while General ZZob played with the kids.
The real reason that AC power has a sine wave. :;
Good one Skew!Quote:
Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!!
Over to you...
Cheers,
Dave
Hmmm... not the best, but...
That's my boy---the only one who knows the drill!!
Turn Right? But I'm a lieutentant?!?
*Note: only works for British pronunciation... Yanks wont geddit.
"Wonder why the Gunnery Instructor is looking so lovingly at me?"
... there's standing to Attention..!!
... there's getting Attention...??
... there's centre of Attention...**
He's the only one with a "sharp... prickly... silver... thingy"...
HE'S obviously RIGHT.... or he's a Warrent Officer who thinks he's GOD on the Parade ground! And is!
But 'pink feathery fluffy stuff'.. tickle anyones fancy .. dont' bend over???
:rolleyes:
I'd feel safe with this.......:minigun:
"Guys! The other left! ":rolleyes:
just one more smart ##### comment behind my back and I'll get this sword and.......:o
Lignin can take it. :)
I gotta admit, that if I went into battle with this crowd, that's the bloke I'd want watching my back...
No, please, Somebody else.I can't do pictures.
Yeh you can just convince yourself:qQuote:
Originally Posted by Lignin
Sneak this one in for you Lignin
:doh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lignin
OK... I'll have to toss a coin...
:think: OK... Lignin? How 'bout, seeing that you "won," you get to nominate a stand-in from the other entries?
(Perhaps we should make this a thread rule, so we don't have to wait around for people to recheck the thread? :?)
edit: Looks like wheelin' took it. :U
"Surely you know an easier way to change a flat tyre? This makes getting the spare a bitch!" :sigh:
damn dealer told me this was a transformer:((
or
after innumerable trucks were lost trying to create the worlds most improbable parking spot, yushid and bomboy finally found it.
"Bet you're glad we got the dual wheel model now, aren't you"
"Yes Dear"
Or
A couple of hundred more loads like that and we can fill the valley in and bypass this bloody dangerous bridge...
I'm afraid I have just been banned from playing this game by the moderator.I've enjoyed the banter, and to those who are peeved with me for not being clever enough to post pictures, a big Sorry.
See you later.
:no:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lignin
Sorry to see you go Lignin. I was never peeved with your lack of photos and enjoyed your captions. I didn't realise it was such a tightly run competition...
Cheers,
Dave
"AAMI? Hello? Well can you get an assessor out here? Yes! On the bridge. Well! Kinda on the bidge. .........."
Amazing what some people will do to get out of paying council tip fees.:doh: