Well I C I got you chaps talking beer .. I gave up the stuff myself after I got out of the Navy after 12 years .. Took in my share ..
Some Dark Ales in England were my favorite .. You guys had some nastee crap yourselves , as I recall .. We have some nastee beer here as well .. Budweiser is the awfullest horse swill ever invented .. The best cheep beer ?? Old Milwaukee , or PBR ( redneck , white socks , and Blue Ribbon Beer ) ..
Someone asked who shot JFK , easy one there , The Mob ..
What kinda wood werking ?? With wood of course ...
Built a 17 foot canoe a few years back , cedar stripped with fiberglass , and a matching set of paddles .. Never Again .. Was a task .. Course , if you are short on clamps for wood werk projects , build a canoe , you'll have plenty before its over ..
Other than that , I repair furniture for my wife who sells the stuff .. I get lots of green hardwood , from a little sawmill , all first cuts , butts , or slabs , whatever you may call them .. For a song , a pickup , oopps ute load at a time , a dollar a board .. Let it dry for a couple months , straighten it up , and do whatever comes to my mind ..