At the risk of becoming serious, why was the cop (in his car) sitting in your driveway? :confused:
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At the risk of becoming serious, why was the cop (in his car) sitting in your driveway? :confused:
Because he'd had a long shift and was too tired to pace :DQuote:
Originally Posted by JackoH
Richard
The fact that I am marrying the greatest girl in the world in 357 days,
The fact I only have to work two thirds of the year, soon to be only half :D
Woodwork,
Tools,
Woodwork tools,
Golf,
Winning golf,
A good red,
A good beer,
Good food,
My ute,
Holidays.
Jack
My missus didnt tell me she was remarrying?? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack E
Al :D
Maybe she's a widow and you don't know it yet Al ;) ;)
Ah ha. All that free booze he got. I KNEW some of it was meths :D :DQuote:
Originally Posted by echnidna
Richard
It aint meths, thats drinkable, this stuff aint...............yaaaaaak :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Daddles
Al :D
Pushbikes with suspension yeah, great for old guys, carrying a few injuries like me ;) what do ya mean the roads pretty rough?What bump, I didn't feel no stenkin bump..................
If you're old then I must be ancient. :D :D :D Maybe that's why I sometimes get grumpy, being ancient. :D :D :DQuote:
Originally Posted by E. maculata
Peter.
Nah Peter, Just 2 days of unusual levels of excercise taking its' toll on damaged joints besides we're the same generation according to my daughter, past 30=old.
My driveway is an ideal spot to nab hoons tearing down Stirling's main street..they come belting around a left hand curve and bang theyre nabbed.Quote:
Originally Posted by JackoH
Dont mind a bit as Im sick of being woken all hours of the night by hoons using the street as a drag strip. The boys in blue can park ALL their cars up my driveway if they like.
A few of my favourite things, the ones that make me smile and sigh contentedly:
Cheers
- A whole weekend of woodwork with my music on the stereo and no housework or interruptions in sight.
- The moment when inspiration hits and you just know this piece of woodwork is going to to be gooooood.
- Genuine appreciation from HWMNBO for my latest effort
- Good friends, good family relationships
- Meeting the people behind the avatars - Very Cool!
- A darn good book
- Scoring over my average ten pin bowling
- Admiring other people's work
RufflyRustic
I believe the correct abbreviation is HWDWHT...Quote:
Originally Posted by rufflyrustic
He who does what he's told.
or HWSFCD.
He who suffers from convenient deafness.
I believe that she is probably right with the abbreviation. He Who May Not Be Obeyed.Quote:
Originally Posted by AlexS