Maybe they were on their way to the Knackery and knew it :D :D :D :D :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Iain
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Maybe they were on their way to the Knackery and knew it :D :D :D :D :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Iain
Thanks for a great laugh Iain.Quote:
Originally Posted by Iain
There is the bit about grumpy OLD MEN. Anyone watch the ABC thing "grumpy old men" OLD is defined as 35 - 50. How the hell can someone who is 35 be OLD??
According to government sources a youth is someone who is less than 26.
In the Sci Film "Logans Run" they kill anyone older than 25, take up too much room or something.
Another thing is "Baby boomers" what age are they meant to be??
G'day Ivor,
Actually it was 30 when they were killed. :D
And the government won't pay Old Age pension till ya hit 65 so less than that cannot be old. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Ivor
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Originally Posted by Ivor
There's this bloke 41 called Ivor and he sounds just like a grumpy old man. :D :D :D :D
1. Cat haters
2. Rediculous mobile phone ring tones that sound nothing like the original tune
3. Rediculous mobile phone ring tone commercials
4. Rediculous mobile phones ... full stop !
5. 4WD's that obviosuly aren't ever taken off-road (X5's & Cayennes especially !)
6. People who buy luxury 4WD's just because the rear window is big enough for them to stick each of their childrens private school stickers on and if it's really big they can even fit each friggin' sport the child does too. Get a life !
7. People who treat meat-head professional sports people like gods when 'real'
professional artists & especially musicians (ie. not the Pop Star variety) struggle to stay alive.
8. The fact that if I filled the exhaust pipes of luxury 4WD's up with expanding foam spray in shopping centre carparks that it would be a bad thing ! I just don't get it.
Buy a luxury 4WD and I'll happily 'fix' it before it creates any more 'problems' in this world. I'd love someone to be able to justify one of those to me one day ... hmmmm.
Grrrrrrr.
1. Cats(sorry SteveAndBelle im allergic to em!)
2. mobile phone ring tones... mine sounds like a real old ring a ding ding phone!
3. All new gear like moble phones/remote controls that have way 2 smaller buttons, someone should make bloke sized buttons.
4. people who label all car enthuiasts "hoons"
5. People who complain about others who have a reasonable car stereo's, not all of us roam the streets doof doofing to aynoy you.
6. 4x4's that are too clean.
6.5 oversized yanky anything(think F650 as an example), the fact that they call our aussie utes little trucks...
7. People who treat meat-head professional sports people like gods when 'real'
professional artists & especially musicians (ie. not the Pop Star variety) struggle to stay alive.
8. Aussie footballised media... Im sick of it, cant get away from it.(if its that good why are we the only country playing it?)
9. Bills that hide amoungst other assorted papers... then come the red reminders.
10. Crap video games, aust's market needs a good shake up.
11. 75°+ heat at work!
12. Going back to work after a 5mth break, and on light duties/day work having to get up early 5 times a week when your used to 2 times a week(12hr shifty!)and then get only 2 day weekends instead of 4 day :( my WW is takin a hit got no shed time.
And what about people who complain about people complaining about little annoyances...:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Grunt
Crappy little Hyundai's
Greenies
blunt planer blades
cats pissing on everything around the place and wailing all night
Mondays
Thieving plumbers
Local council
Truckies with no regard for speed limits near our local school
Telemarketers
Incompetent committee members (Pony Club, big crap fight coming soon)
ATO
GST
ALP
Drivers who pass my 4WD with float in tow and then slow down even though i"m sitting on 100kph
Southwark (sp)
Grange Hermitage (can't afford it)
Light Beer, either you want one or you don't
Freeways and no toilets in sight
Routing MDF :(
Freaking dust gets everwhere.
10 minutes routing, 30 minutes cleaning up the dust. :(
My H.P. Designjet 130 printer.
It cost almost 4 grand and is a real love-hate machine.
It can take forever just to get it to accept a sheet of paper.
And if it spits the paper out it takes a long while to go through the whole confounded process all over again and it might spit it out again.
The upper infeed table has a different alignment position to the lower infeed tray so the edges of pictures alter depending on where you insert the paper.
Its too sensitive to paper sizes.
It doesnt like the slightest curve in a piece of paper
It rattles and shakes and takes forever to get going.
If it was a standard size printer I'd beat ***** outa it with a hammer. :mad: :mad:
Pity H.P released a very buggy product. :( :(
But when it does finally print out a picture - magnificent. :) :) :)
People who aren't sure if their car is working properly and have to rev it for hours on end on a Saturday morning. And the fact that they don't believe me when I tell them that it is working and they can safely turn it off.
Thats the way. beat the crapouta it, but post some piccys for us.Quote:
Originally Posted by echnidna
Al :D
mmmmmm....... time to vent a bit more slpleen.... BEAUTY!
Cats and the morons who let the damned things outside!
Dust on my telescopic sights that spoils my aim when shooting cats!
The racket cats make when you shoot 'em..... and that dingling from their bells as they thrash themselves to a bloody end......
Dogs that won't kill cats! What possible use are they?
Don't mind dogs that chase sheep as they are bigger and slower moving than cats... easier to shoot or run over with the ute!
Bloody stumps that hide in the long grass when you're out dog or cat shooting in the ute!
Tanneries that quibble about tanning cat and dog skins to make new seat covers for the ute!
Blood and guts stuck in the wheel arches.... and the people who complain about its' smell....
Stupid old ladies who squeal and carry on cos you've got their little tiddles hangin' on the roobar.....
CATS!