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..."has anybody seen Tom Foolery?" Tom of course had made a recent appearance in another universe but was wanted by all and sundry to face serious charges for, amongst other things, tripple starching the Captains underwear. It was also rumoured he had once....
had a factory making foil hats, but alas....
he had been forced out of business by silly public liability insurance premiums, which had taken all the fun out of Tom's foolery.So...
went into second hand space ship sales. Tom proved to be a success in his new chosen career until he sold a lemon to a nasty Klingon War Lord. The Klingon ...
lodged a complaint with Consumer Affairs and the ACCC who decided to ...
prosecute Tom for fitting ejection seats that didn't have a warp speed overide and also re-labelling the ejection seat button to say "Harrggruh" which is Klingon for "bring wench". The unfortunate Klingons who ejected at Warp 7 where shot into a tear in fabric of time and space landing them right at the feet of...
Michelle who instantly fell in love with ....
Crabtree, because believe me, next to a Klingon Crabtree looked like Adonis.
(Queue dodgy French accent).
"Ah Mon Capitain" sighed Michelle. "where will this silliness take us next?"
Surprisingly, just then ....
... and completely without warning, nothing happened!
This took everyone by surprise - including the Klingon - who was so amazed that he imploded and turned into a slightly sticky browny-green smudge on the fabric of the universe, close to the rip.
The only one to retain most of his sang-froid (or in his case, sing-freud) was, of course, Crabtree.
"Good moaning!" he intoned to the group. "Will, thot wis a surproose. It's boon oges since nothing hoopened."
And he ...
... was right. It had been oges... errrr.. ages since nothing had happened. Meanwhile, on the other side of the galaxy, something was happening to Bobby Joe's ....
Ford Ute. He had had it at the mechanics for weeks now, trying to get the popped spark plug back in. Finally, the mechanic put on a new head. He never did like his old one. He also replaced the motor part that was broken on the Ford.
When Bobby Joe started the ute, or as he called it the "Uterus", black smoke stated pouring from ...
from the mechanics head. " Cripes" he said " put on a diesel head instead of the petrol head" Bobby Joe said " Looks like his piston broke" The mechanic retorted " I don't drink and I do have a couple of bob on hand. " No, No" said Bobby Joe " thats not what I meant, I meant..........."
to relate to Billy Joe McAllister and the Talahasee Bidge. (why did she jump off anyway? (stupid cow)........
The reason she jumped, of course,was that them good ol' boys who'd been drinkin' whisky and rye had fooled her into thinking that they had attached her by the ankes to a giant rubber band in an early redneck attempt at bungee jumping. She had drove up to the levee (forgive the lousy grammar - blame the bloody lyricist) but we all know what state the levee was in. That's when she climbed onto the bridge. The rest is history.
Now the mechanic (aka the Piston Bust Kid) extinguished his head and ...
looked around for Mike and the rest of ze..eerrr... the mechanics. When he found them they were driving down Hunter Street in...