Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.VIII

G&t

B&s

Louts & Loutettes:~:~

Dateless & desperate

Lonely and loveless:no::no:

Get a dog

A hot one ?

If it has mustard

My sheepdog has mustered!!:q:q

My cat is neutered

Snappy Tom

Tom foolery:B:B

Tom Lehrer

Tom Tom

Navman

Lost again!!:doh::doh:

Lost Horizons

Over the hill

Senior member!!!:U:U

old age and treachery

senile dementia

what's that again

old timers

I don't remember

what was the question again ?

What question??:B:B

Who's on first

First in line

Christmas sales

Bargains

something for nothing?

freebie

frizbee

Flying saucer:2tsup:

cup to follow.

Bra Vo:o:o

Nickers next.:p

cami

Soul:B:B

food