So what's all this about, then?

What rhymes with would?
wood. No too easy.
could, should, good. Aha
...make you think we girls are good...

????? thinks whoever is in the plot at this time................

has bin sippin the moonshine..

and tripping the light fantastic.

The Light Fantastic was really getting ****** off at all these people tripping him over all the time. Fantastic decided to ...

have a sex change.................

to do a body building course so that when the next ...

stanza falls
He'll know that he will have the balls

To take the spunky lass Michelle

And show her his ...

person slips in before Ozwinner, he...

time someone tried to trip him/her.

The simultaneous sex change operation and the body building course had a grotesque side effect that ...

almost stopped his rhyming.

However it was not meant to be

Because the Grunt said "HarK" to me ..

you three legged muscle bound double breasted chick/hunk?????.....

Perhaps it was the after effects of the operation, she would never know, but the last four or five chapters of her life had left her quite confused. Her life it seemed had been flashing before her eyes...(How else could she explain all those frenzied and disjointed posts??).

She wondered, was she dying? Or had she become a great political party ready to rise once more to ....

see Antony Green enunciate your obitury. (sorry I'm rhyming again).

So the tasty Michelle said; "Wake up Crabtree you've been dreaming" To which Crabtree replied; "Cherie, it was no dream it was a nightmare"

Just then, there was a sound like "poof" and then ....

... the wooden door slammed open against the wooden floor, which just goes to show that wooden hinges aren't worth spit. In the splintered portal, clad in beautifully polished wooden armour and armed with a frighteningly sharp wooden spoon, stood Sir.......

.

"Now listen to me" he intoned.. "If there's anymore of these shenanigans, well I might just have to join in"

Crabtree was aghast. "Sir Reebo ? ees that truly you?" ....