Wouldn't want to stack the bike and break his mirrors.
172 years bad luck --- can't be good.:C
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Wouldn't want to stack the bike and break his mirrors.
172 years bad luck --- can't be good.:C
Budget removalist - you ring, we bring - well some of it anyway:o
Never stop to pick up a backpacker
I really cleaned up at that Garage Sale!
what greets you on return from a fishing trip, on which, you were away for your birthday and swmbo had secretly smuggled presents with your mates, and you didn't phone her on your birthday, but you did phone her on your return to see if she would come and pick you up. Who knew?!
Cheers
Michael
So where do we put the kitchen sink?
Where did I put those bloody keys?
Hi Darl, you remember my mate Bob? We he just needs somewhere to stay for the night - he wont take up much space and he'll be gone in the morning. Promise Babe!
He always brings back more than he took to the dump
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Originally Posted by bullfright
Toss up between these 2.Quote:
Originally Posted by fenderbelly
I will give it to Bull fright for picking up the language so quickly.:D
Darn missed it
any how
Tea lady decides to clean her shed and is off to the tip
I know it was late, but I think it deserves a recount!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by wheelinround
Cheers,
Dave
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Originally Posted by wheelinround
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Oldie but goodie
Rolf Harris is all washed up...
They say an army marches on it's stomach. I know better. :~
"Never volunteer," they say. But when Sarge barked "Put your best foot forward!" I got confused...
Trench foot for the Isle of Man Soldier can be such APIA
I'm Jake the Peg,
Diddle diddle diddle um
Fred always did well at maths.
Ya put ya left foot....oh bugger!!!:C:C
Said in dusky Marlene Dietrich accent: "Hello big boy"
and here's a photo of Harry, he's the best sniper in the squad,
and he's also a hot tap dancer
Thats a yard isn't it
Preparing for the three legged race.
"If I could just find another boot, I wouldn't have to keep washing this foot all the time!"
That's 'cos every time I ask for something to cover my middle leg they throw me out of the shoe store!Quote:
Originally Posted by pugwash
MAnXIMUM points to wheelinround is my estimation.Quote:
Originally Posted by wheelinround
Yer it!
Sorry for the wait was at the wood show all day yesterday and only on the forum for a short while last night :2tsup: i was worn out.
BRB with a pic
TY Kev
Best mates with a certain steam roller are we?:rolleyes::D
or
I saw it on the internet and thought I'd give it a go:C
or
I don't think Northern hemisphere GPSs work very well down here.:doh:
Just waiting for the SES guys with the jaws of life.
The Australian army has decided to go ahead with the purchase of the 'collins class' troop carrier, having been convinced by the manufacturer that "maaaate, she'll be right"
You did a wonderful job fixing those front brakes didn't you!
Are you sure this is how you rotate the tyre's?
*radio crackle* "Who Rolled the Rover Over? Over."
"Roll over and play dead!!!"
Sometimes battlefield tactics employed by infantry aren't as effective when employed by cavalry. eg. playing dead.
I like it Skew as soon as I read it images of a horse rolling in sand came to mind :2tsup::2tsup:
Another Top Gear stuff up.
Driving an Army truck... How hard could it be???Quote:
Originally Posted by fenderbelly
(BTW, nice to see the boys back for series 13 last night!)
Cheers,
Dave