Not a joke. Just a bit of fun.

jail-bird

Rock-breaker

sledge hammer

14 pounder

flattened

Rounded

Pointed

peened

Handled

roughly

turned

split

Cracked

nuts

I reckon we must be just a little cracked to be doing this.

Bolts

Hey, life gets too boring if you're not a little nuts.

Runaway

Survivor

Richard.

Lionheart

dragon (heart)

Bluce Lee (spelling phonetically correct)

blue moon

Blue cheese. http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

crackers

Arnotts

Parrots

Galah's (politicaly correct)

Politicians..

Phone cards

Monica's cigar

Havanna

ash

Wednesday

Mid-week

(Midweek-Herman Munster? Huh?)

Pugsley.

Lurch (I can't figure it out either John)

Uncle Fester {John and Iain, I feel it stemed from Wednesday (the daughter)}

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rot (as in "My name's Fester. It means 'to rot'." - Addams Family Values)

scab

trade unions