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Why is everything so confidential in the secret service?
So that is what the new X-Box looks like.
Fixed.
Link? What link? :?
Ta, I can see it now. :2tsup:
Cheers!
I always wondered why Australians are scared of a decent sized glass of beer.
:DCan I caption my own oic?
Maybe that's why they are served by "larger" German fraulines? Need the cushioning protection.
As Helmut raised his glass he remembered too late that his new girlfriend was Greek.
We were having a smashing time until.......
...and, suddenly, a design flaw was found in the new bio-degradable glasses.
ps. TL what's an 'oic'?
Nup, that's not a stout glass...
Cheers
Michael
Chris takes it I reckon. Even though he can't decipher my typos. :rolleyes::q:DQuote:
Originally Posted by chrisb691
Try this.
This tea tastes like cats.
I think it's about time that you de-furred your teapot...
So sugar thanks they are sweet enough! (I can't believe I said that! :puke: There goes me street cred! :rolleyes:
Mogaccinos
Cheers
Michael
:fist! Or Moggiccinos? You are such a card Mic! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by mic-d
A cup of kindness or two.
The things we have to do to get a drop of milk round here!
Overheard in a Cafe...."the next customer that says our coffee tastes like cat pee is in for a real surprise!"
I'll give this one to MichaelQuote:
Originally Posted by mic-d
ps. Tea Lady's new tea-set range, with the kitten motif.
Ta,
try this one.
Necessity is the mother of boganism.
Inspired by Better Homes and Gardens; Bruce decided to add value to his investment by improving the vehicle's climate control system and replacing the lighting fixtures.
I had an air conditioner
I had a generator
I live in my car
what's the problem?
When you can't afford a Delorean, or even a flux capacitor....
"Wellll... Y'see, the Boss likes to hold business meetings while I drive him around and the under-the-bonnet job just couldn't handle that much hot air..."
"I had to install the micro-filtration extractor, as the missus likes Tacos but they don't like her..."
cool :rolleyes:
It doesn't have the normal drain on engine power of other aircon units!:cool: Streamlining suffers a littke though!:doh:
Life's little luxuries.
"You're right; I AM a redkneck!
But, how did you know?"
With his classy new improvements Bruce was climbing the social ladder up to the dizzy heights of Trailer Trash
After his wife's body had been in the boot for over a week, Earl decided that good air filtration was a must.
MTV pimped my ride
or
for sale 1 bedroom mobile home with 110v and air conditioning. first to see will buy.
Chief Tiff all yours
Cheers
Michael
For which one? :dunce: :shrug: :DQuote:
Originally Posted by mic-d
by sheer volume of replies.Quote:
Originally Posted by tea lady
Crummy I know, sorry, swmbo has had another accident with a horse so can't really think tonight. sorry
Cheers
Michael