Enrico was being cautious this time because last time he hit his thumb with the hammer and boy did that ever hurt
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Enrico was being cautious this time because last time he hit his thumb with the hammer and boy did that ever hurt
This will protect the finish if you miss.
Are you sure you need tongue oil for this job?
"I did warn you boy. I said 'Drop that harp again and I'll nail you to it!"'
This is actually a quiz, which one has the most bacteria on it?
a) the anesthetic needle through the cheek.
b) the rusty nail
c) the nail drivers fingers
answer: non of the above, it was the handle of the toilet brush he had his tongue on.
There were some top ones hard to choose
but I liked this one
all yours Gingermick:2tsup:
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Originally Posted by Gingermick
This looks like a likely one
I hate baaaaath times.
The drying process really gets my goat.
Lamb is best hung before BBQ-íng
I've told the wife a 100 times the fleece has to shawn first before being hung out to dry
Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
You've heard of a flying fox haven't you? Well........
Sheep are not as dumb as they may seem. Here is one using a novel escape plan to get away from the wolves at the top of the hill.
Spider sheep, spider sheep, :sing:
That's good but Ray, can you pick a winner when it's time?Quote:
Originally Posted by rosewood
me Mick or is there another RayQuote:
Originally Posted by Gingermick
besides I think you already did
Too slow to respond last time when i should have so i will get in early and claim a victory.
PS- Love this thread, a great distraction from the days boring tasks.:2tsup:
Cheers.
Rob.
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Now are you girls going to learn to swim do the house work for your mum keep your rooms clean.
Lol, what is that cat doing in there? When it lands the claws are going to sink the boat :D
yes wheelin, I was unsure how long to go, so I deffererd, anyways
Here you go ya mongrel, you're taking the kids this weekend, I've fired them from the children and pet launcher version 2.1
A modern day Dick Whittington takes his cat for a spin this time without his boots
Super Cat to the rescue. :cool:
The Sea-Lions are recruiting younger every year...
Fluffy was really into "hot dogging"
"Hey! If you think this is rough, wait till we tie it to the BOAT!"
the combination of Frank misreading the inflation instructions (120psi,,, not 1200 psi)
and Mary sneaking (sharp clawed) 'fluffy' the cat aboard, proved disastrous
hmm....perhaps, :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by rosewood
Sorry, been a bit busy.:doh:Quote:
Originally Posted by tea lady
Love to know what coloured cape he would have.
Oi! Teal Lady?!? Where are ya?!?!?Quote:
Originally Posted by rosewood
Let's get this show movin' :D
While we're waiting for TL.
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Private Windson plays 'The Last Post'
The squad hadn't been able to carry sergeant lard since the pie eating competition three weeks before his death.
Does my bum look big in this??
I thought Rear Admiral was a Naval position?
:rofl: I can't think of a better one. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!!
Well I thought of one. Don't know if its better.:rolleyes:
Major General Moon was never able to live down his training school nick name.
It's yours Anne-Maria, and I stole your go anyway.
:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Grumpy John
http://whybenormal.today.com/files/2...hant-funny.jpg
http://media.photobucket.com/image/f...res/Soccer.jpg
OK, the moats dry. Let's go!
Quoting Kramer out of Seinfeld " These pretzels are making me thirsty"
In a bid for freedom Dumbo attemps the dangerous trunk pole vault.