Heard in most Aussie family cars on Holiday,
..."Are we there yet?''
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Heard in most Aussie family cars on Holiday,
..."Are we there yet?''
Off like a bucket of prawns in the sun.
Bangs like a dunny door.
He's a sandwich short of a cut lunch
He's got a few roos loose in the top paddock
He's not the sharpest tool in the shed
...god there are so many of them,
mr gibbs (p.o.t.c 2 )
"heave, heave like your being payed for it"
Well aren't you the most adorable black hole of need ... when talking about a 13 year old girl.
I would love to help you out, can you show me where you came in? ...... Unwanted vagrants in your life.
Just spotted this in another post on the forum and had a quiet chuckle: "It's not the stick that's at fault; it's the monkey at the end of it."
youre a wave short of a shipwreck to a not so bright offsider his reply but we aren't on water.............I gave up
Pete
'The lights are on but nobody's home'
more useless than a condom vending machine in the vatican.
There are promises and then there are core promises...J. Howard
Couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat...Yabba on the SCG hill telling the batsman he didn't score.
Nothing gives me the s**ts and this is the closest thing to nothing I have ever seen...a mate of mine
I am so hungry i could eat a horse then chase the rider...my dad
It's so windy it would blow a brown dog off a chain...no attribute
Flat as a sh#t carters hat
Or "couldn't catch a cold!"
When someone says "If only":
Barracker to a prelim boxer at the old Sydney Stadium (the tin shed):
Don't give up now, keep hittin' him with yer handbag.
Thick as two bricks end on
He's like a 240 volt lamp in a 10 volt socket a tad dim
Honestly its only a cold sore
Like a one armed paper hanger with an itchy #####
lower than a snakes belly in a wagon rut
A promise from him isn't worth the paper it isn't written on :D
They call him Opium because he's a slow working dope
They call his mate Draino - clean around the bend.