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What about "Don't hang my undies at that end of the line -someone might see them."
That end of the line, in fact the whole line, cannot be seen by anyone from anywhere unless they had a 5m extension ladder and placed it to see over the pine trees and rendered brick wall bordering the back corner of our yard.
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Originally Posted by Iain
Thats ok I'll delete her email.
Shes sailing around the south seas
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Originally Posted by mattgranger@net
What's wrong with them that she is so afraid of them being seen.:eek: Or are they so sexy.:D
Peter.
I got two mothers-in law with the present wife, I married a widow.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wongo
jane is most impressed.. 63 replies and 644 views... she said (not 2 minutes ago) "sounds like all you lot do is talk about is bullshirt in 'nothing to do with woodwork' ." Very astute woman my wife.
Multiple wives.... holey crap I have enough trouble keeping one woman happy, why the hell wouls I wanna completely make my life hell?
Pete
But you were talking about HER :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Zed
Richard
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Originally Posted by Sturdee
My wife is afraid to hang too many of her 'things' like that out anymore, since some of those things have gone awol...
Couple pairs of undies, a bra and a maternity girdle/support.
I can understand the undies, I can understand the bra but I am darned if I can work out why someone knocked off some scaffolding... :confused: :confused: :confused:
Oz may be able to provide an explanation....Quote:
Originally Posted by Schtoo
They probably ended up in a vending machine. Very sick old men they have over there.
Zed,
Wash your red sweater with her tidie-whities this week. Next week do the same but with your blue jeans. If there is a third request, wash the whites and colours all together to save water, electicity and soap.
If you're lucky you won't be asked to do the washing again.
BTW - There was a survey here in the US. The question asked of the ladies was, 'What is the one thing that you would not trust your husband to do?' In first place from 97% of the ladies was "The Laundry".
Was number two "the Groceries"?
There is a qualification to this, there are some gentlemen around that I would trust to do the grocery shopping, some are even forum members :D
cheers
Wendy
I do the grocery shopping as SWMBO can't be trusted, comes home with supermarket meat on special (all the fat and crud is hidden underneath) heaps of throw out bread etc etc etc.
If it has a red sticker saying 'SPECIAL it winds up at home no matter what it is:(