All good now, thank you on behalf of everyone on the forum for getting the 'squirrels' sorted :2tsup:
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All good now, thank you on behalf of everyone on the forum for getting the 'squirrels' sorted :2tsup:
Put on a bigger drive wheel got rid of the squirrels and added a couple of Springboks (the animals not the rugby team) if it slows down again we'll chuck in a lion to hurry them up and it that's not enough we'll reboot with a couple of Cheetahs.
If all that fails we'll hook the smaller wheel up to Ferrari and gun it.
:U
:2tsup::2tsup::2tsup: Like a new one thanks all for sterling efforts.
I see the nuts have been removed from the squirrels all good this morning.
Time for some real speed fit a Jaguar
Just received this:
Dear Neil,
I apologize for the issues you have faced with your server.
We had a temporary issue on our hypervisor. We have fixed it and we’re working hard to make sure that everything is working properly now.
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Best regards,
Oleksandr Tretiak
L3 Support Engineer
VPS.NET
I'm wondering if a hypervisor is something like a top of the line supervisor. Guess he was drunk and disorderly then fell asleep on the job.
:lolabove:
Looks like someone has threw a bucket of water on him as he seems to be doing his job in almost record time now. :clap:
And I will send my Jack Russell to hurry the lot along. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by ubeaut
Hypervisor, is that a supervisor that's overdosed on Red Bull? :D
Forum is working FAST and FREE now. :)
Thanks to all those (Neil etc) who worked on clearing up the problem.
Euge
HYPERVISOR
noun
Hi-per-vi-zer
Something to blame when you don't know what the feck went wrong. :D
Welcome to the wonderful new world (well - no so new) of virtual servers. :D :D
Les
Captain Kirk to Mr Scott in engineering,
"Thank you for lighting up the warp drive." :D
Sorry everyone. :sorry:
I promise I will keep away from the great big, shiny red button and won't be tempted to touch it ever again..... Honest, I won't.
But it's so shiny and red and big and...... No, no, no...... Never again. :no:
:shutup3:
Sorry... But just look how shiny and big and red it is. It's just begging to be pressed isn't it. :evillaugh:
http://www.ubeaut.com.au/red-button.png
Please, please, please don't be foolish and do what I did.
Don't touch the big red button!
There could be dire consequences if you do.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!
Cheers - Neil :U
I like red things, they go faster. I'll be the first guinea pig.
Chit, I just fubarred the forum again, solly fellas:D
I think the boss is losing it!:youcrazy::help:
With people like us around is it any wonder. :;:roll:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mulgabill
Top link that, Neil.Quote:
Originally Posted by ubeaut