So what's all this about, then?

Roger Meter to determine if the beast was ready for for....

... heaven's sake! This plot deviation is getting very convoluted - thought Crabtree (Notice how his pronunciation is perfect when he's thinking? Interesting, eh?)

Alternatively - he thought - the beast might have been ready for that famous Scottish Football League result: Forfar 4, East Fife 5.

But probably not. Turning off the light and returning the seat to its upright position, Crabtree emerged from the facility. He turned on what he imagined was his most charming smile and advanced towards Michelle, on pleasure bent. As he reached her side ...

winder missile he ...

Side winder missile?

So............Michelle, was really Michael, he knew it all along but he..........................

was still thinking about the beast and wondering if just maybe it would ......

would be happy with a ...

2 all beef pattys, lettuce, pickly thing, and a sesame seed bun..........

which was altogether a bugger, because due to a transdimensional shift in the space time vortex they had landed in a Subway Store.

She/he looked down at his hands, soft, pink and luscious though they were, he knew that soon they would have to .. . . .

grapple a cat sanger.................not that there is too much wrong with a cat, but he was in no mood for any kind of feline (you fill in the blanks)........................

luckily for them all it was grand final night in Sydney and the invading army was able to take the whole city without firing a shot. Phew that was close, thought Michelle/ Michael who had thought for a horrible moment that he/she was going to have to wash up and get dishpan hands, all for want of a cabin boy. Having nicely sidestepped the feline issue, they all went...

to watch the play " Cats". " bloody Nora he" he said, " can't we get away from all this pussy???" " I just wish we ........"

wave a magic wand and turn into...

real men who only use...

...wooden ... (Jeez, it's been a while since that happened ...)

wooden ...