Not a joke. Just a bit of fun. MKII

bad joke

Knock, Knock ...

HANDS OFF!!! :mad:

bugger!!

Off !!

Pizz Auf!!

Ivan in Oz [at Work]

Pizza with extra beer

Beer'n there, Darn that.

socks

SEX!:D

I'd hate to be one of Johns socks :eek:

um ....... Headache

Tax Return :mad:

Hangover

(silentc beat me by milliseconds)

Mine hangs way over the belt... I'll have to have another beer and think about dieting :)

verandah

pergola

over the toolshed

Toadstool

frog balls!!

& french fries

chip...chip...chippies!

vinegar

Salt and

Ivan in Oz

battery

12volt 15 plate

electroplate

Hot plate

Hot Pants

Fur lined seat cover

furphy

Murphy ('s law)

Coleslaw

yum!!

Old King Cole.:p

Nat King Cole

Natalie Cole

lump of coal

'Coaled' Chisel :D

Case hardened

Hard Case.

hard attack