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Bush dentistry at it's best.
Whistling while he worked, Mr brown ensured that his daughter's latest beau fully understood the meaning of the phrase "Have her home by ten o'clock".
After their Gulf of Mexico ''incident'', BP decided to downscale operations for a while
Ahh, the bad old days, before the Dremel.
Cheers
Michael
From bloke under drill, "ahhhhhh, I see the problem."
"Right, Mrs. La-de-da bootmaker," said the farrier, "I'll teach you to pinch my customers!"
At the risk of appearing rigged, I have to give it back to Chief Tiff.
:thyel: to all the others though.
Only the quick and the dead here ...Quote:
Originally Posted by Woodwould
anyway
Wendy was reconsidering her decision not to take the painkillers
Did anyone else notice that the drill bit was not aligned with ANY teeth?.Was more likely to remove a disc in the neck.
Toothache is this guy's least concern....
Is this what happens when you don't chew your stake properly before swallowing?
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When Pole vaulting goes bad
Oh, you said "Ass".Sorry, I mis-heard!