introduced him self as Dr Who, reset his co-ordinates and made off for the Planet Sensible......................
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introduced him self as Dr Who, reset his co-ordinates and made off for the Planet Sensible......................
but made a minor mathematical error and ended up at the Craporium where his tardis was instantly impounded by..................
the highest bidder.
Oz was peeved, and said 'I am peeved', what could he do now to gain an extra margin.
The highest bidder was none other than................
... a troll named Prince C......
...Crayon who drew himself on a piece of paper and sent it to the mystical omnipotent owner of that superfragalistic store of.........
everything that nobody else loves anymore. The tardis was not for sale, however, as Al had a cunning plan. The tardis, you see is about the size of a dinkum dunny, so Al placed it where all his unwanted guests display their wares, wrote "turdis" above the door and waited to see what would happen.
He was hoping that people would either go in to do their business or pi.., um, er, ...go elsewhere (See I am trying to be good).
What eventuated was that...
a person stepped out of the turdis door with paint stripper and said 'Ok paint your next strip show is about to start'with that he left her outside and with a few strange noises the turdis disappeared from the story line leaving a bewildered Ms Paint Stripper standing there stunned 'begger me Im stunned' she said when approached by...................
Al, who had seen the whole incident on his cctv, but he wasn't going to admit that to her, preferring to watch her obvious discomfort.
What he said to her was...
'skuse me sailor,got a light....................................................
beer for an old nancy boy like me?
"I'm not that stunned" she said, whereupon Al replied...
I'd better call the watch maker as the spring on this bloody thing appears to have broken and made the whole post come to a grinding halt.
Abdul the spring maker, of questionable parentage, was passing and having been out of work since the advent of Quartz watch and clock movements offered his services.
I am wishing to repair your time machine good sir he said, PI$$ OFF was the reply from all nearby.
Abdul remounted his time travelling camel and vanished into.................................
... what appeared to be a narrow gap in the wall but was in fact (of course, duh!!) the RITFOTU.
Abdul, mounted upon his camel and with a bagful of tiny springs, cog wheels and miniature tools hanging round his neck, materialised on the quarter deck of the Very Little Gravitas Indeed.
He was just in time to witness Halfrit Sponcracker attempting a running repair on the binnacle-mounted compass. Now Sponcracker, being a highly gifted techo, was very good with all things electronic but something relatively simple, like a compass, had him at a disadvantage.
Abdul dismounted, climbed the companionway onto the poop deck, carefully avoiding treading on a couple of casual companions and said:-
"May I help? I am a highly-qualified itinerant watch and clock repairing person."
Predictably, this led to some background chat between Groans and Staines of an enquiring, responding, abusing and ultimately insulting nature.
Meanwhile, Sponcracker ....
GGGGGRRRRRRROOOOOAAAAANNNNN, I thought this had died. :eek: :)
And you thought it'd be me who resurrected it!
Don't worry I thought about it.
But now it's open slather.
Whoohoo
(Not to put too fine a point on it, but, with apologies for the interruption):-
,,,Meanwhile Sponcracker ....