May be beach ball would have been a better bet than golf for our new venture.
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May be beach ball would have been a better bet than golf for our new venture.
Hey mate, where do you want the new watering system?
The sign you won't see at the Nimbin Golf Club.
Hey who stole it!
Go for it! :2tsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by labr@
Hope this one is clear enough.
What you get when you mess around with gene splicing...the uglest dog you've ever seen.
Trying for size before final finishing.
But why wasn't an iron the right gift? It even has a laser guidance system! :hmm:
Honey, the roof's on :doh:
It's one thing for your wife to send you to the dog house. It's an entirely different matter when you discover she has built a small hatch at the back and has various tools arrayed and is preparing to use them. You should run like hell if you see that.
Honey? What are you doing with the secateurs? ...... :honey? .....HONEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY!Quote:
Originally Posted by mic-d
It might be a small shed, but it's my shed!
Dog hole layout and spacing.
Tea Lady sees secateurs, I see vice grips :?
:)
A coat of paint, a flashing blue light on top and the new shed is done!
[cue Dr Who muzak]
Good point! you want something to hold on too! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by springwater
Might be time to bite down on a bone. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by tea lady
For RENT. New extension, solid timber, good views. Suit Asian Uni student.
(Not being rascist, just alluding to stories like this)
I thought the measurements should have been in Inches, not MM.
Ray
Thanks to Mic-D and Tea Lady I am now seeking counselling - it was ME in that photo! :oo:
...and the ugly dog comment wasn't much better :C.
All funny though:clap3:
I really did like this 'cos it's so close to the truth:
So put the secateurs away and go find a photo TL.Quote:
Originally Posted by tea lady
Tell me, did she make you wear a plastic cone on your neck for a week after?:)Quote:
Originally Posted by labr@
:oo::C.... What did you buy her then? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by labr@
Back in a tick! :pi:
so what's the story here then? :hmm: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_n-PiP0QBfo...uto-170157.jpg
In breaking news, a local hero saved a 9-man SWAT team in a riverbank accident! "A stitch in time saves nine" he declaimed modestly.
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Having one of those days? The new Janome Micro will make you feel like it's your wedding day all over again!
(Sorry. I should know better than to reply at this time of night. :doh: )
The Green Lantern's PR man, the White Sewing Machine, about to stitch up some investigative journalists after a failed job.
UPS make it to the wedding on time.
Janome, Janome Bond.
The lads can't park, but they did get husqvana out of the tree.
And here's the last photo we have of Andy.....he was last seen offering to sew the SWAT team sequin gowns to cheer them all up
Off you go Skew! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!!
Personally I reckon he was told to bring the singer to the wedding! Being a literal type of guy...........:D
Yowsers! I really didn't think that one would pass muster! :no:
Okily dokily, let's see how this 'un goes...
I wear my safety gear on the inside
If he'd put the hard hat on BEFORE the accident he wouldn't need to wear a compression bandage to try to reduce the swelling.
Hey mon, dey need da longer strings on the earplugs.
The health and safety officer makes Rastas stand in the naughty corner for taking the p!ss.
Wanted: Illegal alien labourer. Last seen at Sigourney Weaver's house site.
Taking hair care to a new level.
Mind the do!
Clive went to great lengths to disguise his bald patch
Jimmy's cunning plan to steal enough bricks to build an outdoor barbeque is taking longer than he thought.