Ok, try this one for size:
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Ok, try this one for size:
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His experiment to verify the 'buttered side down' law had one serious flaw.
Jedi wannabe.
Puppetry of the Pussy
I wish he wouldn't do the pirouette first when he tests to see if a cat always lands on it's feet.
Isn't that a scene from "The karate kit"?
No further takers?
Then I have to give it to RWbuild; that one definately tickled a funny bone!
Ok, try this one
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Every time he opens his mouth he puts his foot in it. This time it got stuck.
Later Fred vowed never to berate other drivers again
Put a sock in it had a wider meaning
Fred's attempts to get dressed while driving to work still needed a little tweaking.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO the hokey pokeeeeeeeeeeeee.
OOOOOOOOOOOooooo the hokey pokeeeeeeey.
On the drive home Bruce wished he'd never said his Mother-in-law's steak was tougher than shoe leather