Maybe a coat of Alms would be better :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Iain
But I'm thinking of a snake backing up to a possum which is cowering in a corner.
Pythonus craporum splatteo rodentus
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Maybe a coat of Alms would be better :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Iain
But I'm thinking of a snake backing up to a possum which is cowering in a corner.
Pythonus craporum splatteo rodentus
'Alms for an ex leper'.................................................
I think something with scales in it would be nice;)
Our book keeper.
Snake Tales.
Not wanting to get of topic but that has to be one of the least funny cartoons I've ever read. How that guy has made a living out of that crap is beyond comprehension.
Does this mean that all the (remaining!) cats in Wongo's neighbourhood have called in their big mate to lend a hand (paw!) :eek: :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Wood Borer
I think that "Making a living out of crap" could be the motto:p ;) :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Gumby
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Originally Posted by jmk89
"A crap way to make a living" :D
What's the difference between a
Snake Poo salesman and a
Snake Oil salesman? :confused:
Nothing, they are both full of crap.Quote:
Originally Posted by craigb
One's as slippery as sheet and the other is a sheet slipper.Quote:
Originally Posted by craigb
HJ0: whatever, cheers mate.
The real python poo arrived in the mail yesterday. You should Rhonda’s reaction. “Python what??”:eek: and Jasmin kept asking “Daddy why did you get snake poo in the mail??”:D
WB you are true legend mate.:D
I am sure you can easily explain it Scott, everyone here on the BB accepts the concept and sees it as something exciting and quite normal.
I was worried it might have been intercepted in the mail and difficult questions asked - would they have believed the truth?:o
No need to worry there WB. It is written very clear whats insdie the package. :D
Well, having read this thread I decided a control test needed to be done. Another species is required to poo in the roof and, since the dog fell off the ladder and wouldn't go back up again, I was it.
Sneaking up late one night, a tile was slid out of place and a comfortable position was attained. I must say, a better view is to be had on the roof than in the usual commode.
Since diet hadn't been mentioned I thought the best approach was to use whatever ammunition was to hand. A fond recollection of the previous nights curry was quickly cut short by a stomach cramp and a not so minor explosion of said test material. Holy jalapenos Batman, ya gotta stop eating that stuff!
The primal scream caused several walkers to pause in their tracks, one old lady picked up her dog and hurried off into the night. But, I digress, back to the testing.
With the bait laid, the tile was slid back into place, sealing any little creatures in a chamber of horror, and egress from the roof was attempted. Part way down I had to hide behind a drain as a police cruiser rolled by, shining a searchlight into the bushes. Apparently the old lady had a phone and was willing to use it.
Well, this stuff works incredibly well, much better than snake poo. After a week of constant heat, not only have the possums left, but a dog and cat chase came to a screeching halt 30 feet from the house, with them both turning tail and running off together howling and spitting. I haven't seen the family for three days and the neighbors seem to be off on holidays. The dog managed to dig a hole under the fence and hasn't been seen since.
Hazmat suits seem to be in fashion now too, as the only people I see are all wearing them. So, does poo in the roof work? Absolutely - it isn't just limited to snakes. I am wondering though, if poo from a larger animal may work even faster with a greater effective range. Anyone know where the circus is at the moment?
Ya daft bugga :D :D :D
Have a virtual greenie!