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Sawdust Maker - this upper north shore guy only drinks Sumatra Mandheling "Kuda Mas" unlike other Northside soy boys:D
Can you pick me up too please as I have done the calculations and my painted on arms are not going to be dry enough to drive let alone carry timber or wheelbarrow soil:DQuote:
Originally Posted by NCArcher
GTG Bucket List
Meuls69 - 8
FenceFurniture - 8
Pac Man - 2
Sawdust Maker - 2
NCArcher - 4
Wolleybugger - 4
Ross - 10
ShaneSmith - 2
Lappa - 1
Anybody know what the height limitation is? 4.2m ?
Regards
Paul
And there was a loud cry of "BULLSH" from the press gallery.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pac man
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Originally Posted by Lappa
oooh
could be coffee beans at ten paces! :p
OK lets get down to business. Our beloved leader (Neil) has chosen to launch his new (updated) Polishers Handbook at the GTG.
I will have 20 copies for sale at a special price.
Ross
How heavy are they Ross? I'm worried that my hands, that accidentally got bombarded by Gamma Radiation, won't be strong enough to turn the pages and I really want to read the new book.
So, ah, with all these catastrophic injuries one would expect that your life expectancy would be well shy of 20-11-2016.Quote:
Originally Posted by NCArcher
Why do you need to know about the book? Or need the drums? (this'll be good)
He's asked that his body be shellacked by members of the forum before the cremation!
I'm an optimist. :zap::crutch::D
And I'm kinda hoping that super powers from the radiation will kick in soon. :flex:
Well I'd be quite sure that if he makes it to the 20th we will be able to organise a shellacking.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Sawdust Maker
Just a quick question.
Do we have to wait until Tony exits the mortal coil before we begin the embalming, err.. shellacing, or can we slosh it about a bit as he arrives and in so doing hasten the inevitable?
If it did work the other way, the gamma rays that is, could he be able to cut one hundred dovetails a minute or perhaps sharpen sixty handsaws an hour? :rolleyes:
Regards
Paul
Is this the book Ross....Quote:
Originally Posted by Ross
A Polishers Handbook
Crowie
I believe that is it but also that Neil has been in the process of a bit of an update
What will your name be ...Quote:
Originally Posted by NCArcher
Archer 'Gamma-row'
Cactus Man ?Quote:
Originally Posted by NCArcher
Dave TTC
Turning Wood Into Art
I'm open to anything that will relieve this terrible pain i'm in after falling into a huge prickly pear cactus. And it was right after the anvil dropped off the cliff edge onto my head too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bushmiller
Quote:
Originally Posted by crowie
Yes it is Crowie.
This is fifth revision, the previous one was 2002 so there have been changes.
Ross
Hey Fency
Is there a list of who's coming to NCArcher’s embalming, woops, to the 7th Blue Mountains extravaganza?
Brett, unfortunately I realise I will be away, and can't get there.
Bugger
Peter
Quote:
Originally Posted by NCArcher
You will have to change your name to Wiley Coyote.
I hope this is not a compo claim :D .Quote:
Originally Posted by NCArcher
Regards
Paul
Yep...same sort of issues as that poor coyote....Quote:
Originally Posted by Ross
I must say that THISQuote:
Originally Posted by crowie
https://www.woodworkforums.com/attach...1&d=1478583207
is a particularly good idea.
Yep. S'coming.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sawdust Maker
Yes, bugger alright! Alan has to go to an Historical Society Xmas Party, and says he knows where he rather be.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Heavansabove
Oh Gawd, WHY did you mention that. Now he'll be looking for free timber.......Quote:
Originally Posted by Bushmiller
Just don't mention whiplash!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bushmiller
I forgot.....he already has been, and I have 0.0343% of a m³ of Curly Tallow Wood set aside for him. BUT THAT'S IT! No more freebies without several Doctor's Certificates - from the different Specialists involved (we must be up to 9 different ailments by now)Quote:
Originally Posted by FenceFurniture
Why would that be? Another potential injury or does it open up a whole new arena, which I am reluctant to enlarge upon, but relies heavily on the bullocky's main weapon.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sawdust Maker
Regards
Paul
My wife is a doctor. I may have distemper as well.... and a dodgy fetlock. Come to think of it, she did mention something about me going to live on a farm where I can run free. Must be for my recuperation. :yes:Quote:
Originally Posted by FenceFurniture
And just to keep this thread on track, I've assembled quite a few things for sale on the day. Table saw accessories, power tools, hand tools, books and other stuff. I'll just need someone to help me carry it because of (insert ailment here..:D)
TonyQuote:
Originally Posted by NCArcher
You sure are experiencing a whole heap of grief.
Just out of interest, was the anvil recovered and would you happen to know if anybody has claimed it as I could be in the market for one at the right price?
Regards
Paul
I did ricochet off my head and landed on my foot (another reason I can't be lugging heavy timber around) I recall it was an ACME brand but i don't know what happened to it. I will put your name on the next one Paul. It's sure to strike well before the 20th.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bushmiller
I would appreciate any one watching my wife watching me look at the for sale table.Quote:
Originally Posted by NCArcher
To cover my a....
And explain to said wife it's a free stuff kind of thingy going on with forum members.
She will believe you more if you offer to top up a wine glass as well for her.
Cheers Matt
Got it.
IQuote:
Originally Posted by Simplicity
know
NUTHINK!
Jaysus, if you don't come stumbling down the side of the house swathed up like a Mummy, and on at least three crutches, you'll be ejected on sight.Quote:
Originally Posted by NCArcher
Trying to steer this thread back in the rough direction of on topic, is anyone bringing a saw tooth chopping machine this year & willing to chop some teeth for me? If not, is anyone who has one coming & is willing to make some blades for me (I'll pay of course) & bring them along? If anyone can help, let me know & I will let you know what I need.
Ask Hiroller if he's coming
If not and he's willing to do them for you I can take them to him - He's only a couple of suburbs away
and I'll probably be out Bankstown way earlish December
Hi, Woolly, I can't make the GTG this year but might be able to assist.
Do you want new blades or existing blades retoothed?
Also, what length, TPI and rake you want? I only have a small supply of steel if you want new blades.
If you're not sure of the exact specs, just let me know what you want to use them for and I can use standard settings.
Send me a PM with details.
Nick, I'd also be interested in picking up the new edition of the Polisher's Handbook if you can bring one back!
Have posted some more timber for sale and available to pu at the FGT:
Camphor Laurel
Aust Red Cedar
Bird's Eye Rock Maple
Spotted Gum (turning blanks)
Deep Yellow Wood
yep can do - do you want Ross to autograph it for you?Quote:
Originally Posted by hiroller
Gosh I wish I was coming, I love embalming fluid......... oh, that's wrong, um, aaah, oh yes, that's right..... I love IMBIBING fluid!?
fletty
Alan
With all the goodies for sale, those that get there early could make a killing.
Regards
paul