Over to you Groggy :)
Cheers
Michael
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Over to you Groggy :)
Cheers
Michael
This is what Groggy thought he posted. :rolleyes: Sorry Groggy, the pic doesn't show up until you actually visit the site & then it works.:D
https://www.woodworkforums.com/attach...1&d=1286888262
"Mummy! Daddy said pith again!"
Sorry kids, Dad's gone to the big Marmalade in the sky
Jaffa discovers his wife's affair with Valencia when none of the kids have navels.
Cheers
Michael
Alright you kids who peeled off the burnout in the last post
or
Dad was spitting pips when he found out Mum left him for the lemon next door
if you lot don't shut up I'll throw you in the juicer!
Again choir! I think there is still a sour note there somewhere.
Chief Tiff gets it! (I've hads days when I wanted to say that :D )
Here goes.........
Karate kid eat your heart out.
Head over heels
or
A over T
Faulty calendar cat. I can't see the date.
Cheers
Michael
I fell down.
:rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by mic-d
I told you you don't need a telescope to see Uranus
Have to concur with Tea Lady, Mic-D has it!
Poor kitty, being the butt of everyones jokes.
Over to you Mic...
thanks. Here's one
Guess who has been head hunting.
My legs, my legs I can't feel my legs!
Bally Land mines!
saves cleanin'up the manure
Now we know how Santa got his big belly; his inflight meals!
"Well, I got fed up with their flatulance..."
Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw him,
you would even say it glows.
All of the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Rudolph
join in any reindeer games.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
"Rudolph with your nose so bright,
won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
Then all the reindeer feared him
as he wielded the axe with glee,
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
was not using it to chop a tree!
Did he "sleigh" 'em first??
Hehe, like it. You're First Noel (groan) so over to you.Quote:
Originally Posted by watson
Cheers
Michael
But, where's Wally??
By releasing a series of silent-but-deadlys bruce ensured that no-one got close enough to penetrate his disguise
Guild of the Visually Challenging; annual meeting. The guest speaker insisted the lecturn be at the back of the room.
(sincere apologies)
Cheers
Michael
Bruce decided he shouldn't have gone with the nice hair. It always seemed to make everyone turn against him. Perhaps it was jealousy? :shrug:
The unwashed masses en mass at mass.
does my blouse clash with my hair?
Coin flip time really....between Tea Lady and A Duke.
Heads.....Tea Lady!!
Take it away Tea Lady.
:C again? OK! Off Looking! :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by watson
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strong beer? "think"
cant open link???
No link??