ok ....how aboutQuote:
Originally Posted by wheelinround
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ok ....how aboutQuote:
Originally Posted by wheelinround
After perfection, the only road is down. :p
They say at least 1 member in every American family rides a Hog
The Rose family and their adopted son Axel pose for a family portrait.
A quaint show business family photograph which includes the Veronicas and a rare picture of Conan who hopes one day to become a barbarian.
The cast of the new death metal version of The Sound of Music.
Isn't that nice.
They included the family pet in the portrait.
Weren't you working in Japan the year before I was born Dad?
Yep, caught her in foal heat every time!!
he he, way you pugwash :2tsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by pugwash
Thanks Underfoot. Try this one.
Forgive me father for I have not had confession for 40years, it all started when I was 16 years old, my girlfriend said I would never excite anyone but I didn't beleive her, then when I was 17 I got a new girl friend, we went out for 11 months and then we kissed but by the time I was 18 we had split up. I got another girlfriend who dumped me when I didn't want to sit in the back row at the movies and then...................... . . . . . . . . . . .
If your sins can't keep the priest awake they aren't worth confessing.:rolleyes:
and for your penance my son you must yodel 12 hail marys.....like this..
I warned you boy if I'm sitting in he stall with the door's open even I can't stand the smell.
Hey, everybody! Can you guess what this twit did!?
Take it away Tea lady.Quote:
Originally Posted by tea lady
:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by pugwash
How about this one? ('s got no excuse now.:D)
http://www.guzer.com/pictures/funny_granny.jpg
Limbering up whilst waiting for the bus to take her to her pole dancing lessons.
"Phew, Made it"Code:
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| You Must |
| be this |
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| tall to |
| Ride |
| this Bus |
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How TL finally got to Jefferson's
"Knee's up Mother Brown, Knee's up Mother Brown"
Can't remember what colour shoes i put on this morning.
Hope they are both the same though.
Marge's pole dancing classes are put to good use as she entertains the commuters on bus route 639.
"....and so that's the proper way to do it Rex. Damn, where's that dog gone now!"
Bessie decdes she had better limbre up before chasing the bus down.
:2tsup: Chuckle. I think this one gets it. Your turn Ozkaban:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ozkaban
Has this one been posted before? I can't remember and there's too many to go back and check :D
Welcome to Millard Caravans Show Village.We pass the space savings on!!!
This was the Beverly Hillbillies first attempt at living it up when they came into money before moving to the big smoke.
I might get into trouble for this but hey, push the boundaries.:doh:
Welcome to the Redfern Caravan Park -- please enjoy your stay in our luxurious facilities.
Says the big red one at the bottom. "OK! guys! I'm off to the next place on our itinerary now. Are you coming? "
I quite like this acshully. Looks fun.:d
US Trailer Trash TV version of "Packed to the Rafters"
Like this one Wheelin. Over to you.Quote:
Originally Posted by wheelinround
Oh, and here is the full picture, just to ruin a good story with the boring truth. It's actually a stage set for a play put on by an Amsterdam theatre company... A google seasrch for "Redneck Mansion" will reveal all...
Cheers,
Dave
TY Dave :2tsup:
being this is a woodwork forum thought tools should be at least part of the photo :D
No safety glasses or ear plugs,how unsafe is that?:doh:.
Mr. Alvarez's methods of maintaining silence in his classroom were unorthodox but effective.
Aaaaaarrrrgh!! I can't think of anything funny about it.Pass!!:C:C
Nowadays, aren't you supposed to secret nail TONGUE and groove boards.
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Originally Posted by rosewood
In honour of Artme
The Brazilian way of getting the workers to stay at the job :q