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Forgive my driving, I'm reloading
Work Harder!, Millions on welfare depend on you
This is NOT an abandoned vehicle
Driver carries no cash, he's married
Answer my prayers, steal this car
Forget World Peace.....Visualize using your turn signal
I brake suddenly for tailgaters
I still miss my EX....... but my aims improving
:D
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Couldn't afford a car... so I bought this Holden.
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I saw one the other day that made me laugh. A skip bin outside a building site, overflowing with rubbish, someone had written:
Bin Laden
On bumpers I like the 4WD ones. Like on a Nissan Patrol:
Landcruiser Recovery Vehicle
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Caution! Horn broken, watch for finger
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On a Landcruiser a few years back:
'Thoroughbred Toyota not a Horsesh!t Maverick'
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In Melbourne on an old Falcon - about 1983.... "Who's this guy Dick Head?"
In the ferry car park at Vashon Island "Back off: I'm a Goddess"
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I saw this one on a ute near Tamworth:
"Good cowgirls keep their calves together."
and in Sydney:
"I only sleep with my teddy. I know where he's been."