The Official Cricket Thread

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Originally Posted by Iain

Only on the frame, which I believe is a preserved monkey rectum :rolleyes:

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frame ?? did you say frame ? This is a woodworking forum, go out and make your own ! :D :D

Refund Policy : Should the supplier be satisfied that the purchaser is not happy with the product, a peroid of 30 days shall apply, after which the 31st day will follow.

(sounds fair to me) ;)

Well, well, well. :confused:

I honestly think they should now consider extending the length from 22yds to 25yds bowlers are getting much higher speeds and accuracy these days.
I said earlier this year 2 / 3 days would be enough.

Could just go metric and make 22 metres ;)

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Originally Posted by Iain

Could just go metric and make 22 metres ;)

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Very smart Iain.

66" extra should do the trick.

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Originally Posted by Iain

Could just go metric and make 22 metres ;)

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Decimalisation is the work of the Devil.

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Originally Posted by Gingermick

Decimalisation is the work of the Devil.

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Just goes to show he's not all bad :D

Richard

If Jesus had wanted us to go Decimal he would have only had 10 disciples




The trouble with life is there's no background music.

Doesn't explain sixteenths




Then there are those of us without opposable thumbs,

JC only had 4 digits on each hand/foot.
He was/is an alien.
Wear the foil, wear the foil.

Al :D

Then they weren't digits. :D

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Originally Posted by jow104

Very smart Iain.

66" extra should do the trick.

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I was only thinking near enough is good enough, and who would really notice the shortfall, as long as the magical 22 is still there no one would really know.
Anyway a metre is only a metric yard :p or is it a yard is only an imperial metre :confused:
Oh sod it, I don't even follow cricket anyway, Tally Ho, there goes the red bastard (fox hunt oz style) :rolleyes:
Don't get upset, I don't want to be responsible for another heart attack :D
(Trust all is going well too, cheers)

You aussies are being very cagey. Don't you want to forecast the match?

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Originally Posted by jow104

You aussies are being very cagey. Don't you want to forecast the match?

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OK, the forecast is:

Poms : nil

McGrath 11

:D :D :D

What a great system we have, I have not been naturalised (which my young brother always thought was being circumcised) so I have been excluded from the electoral role, I served in the RAAF, in bloody Vietnam, still no vote, received a valour citation for above and beyond thecall of duty, from the Governor General and in the grouinds of Government House, full media coverage, still no rights, I'm just a Pommy Bastard in the Governments eyes.
T E F E :mad: :mad: :mad:

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Originally Posted by Iain

What a great system we have, I have not been naturalised (which my young brother always thought was being circumcised) so I have been excluded from the electoral role, I served in the RAAF, in bloody Vietnam, still no vote, received a valour citation for above and beyond thecall of duty, from the Governor General and in the grouinds of Government House, full media coverage, still no rights, I'm just a Pommy Bastard in the Governments eyes.
T E F E :mad: :mad: :mad:

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maybe taking off the kilt will help ;) ;)