Oscar Wilde's world was always a little "bent"
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Oscar Wilde's world was always a little "bent"
Captain "Jacko" Jackson was somewhat of a traditionalist, and was determined to furnish the new space station in his own style.
Well... Y'see... the customer's only real criteria was "a couch that I could comfortably crash on..." :roll:
No matter how I train my Roomba, it always misses half of the legs!
Ever had one of those couches that, no matter how you sleep on it, always leaves a crick in your back?
Don't you hate it when you can't iron out the crease in your plans?
(And a variation of one of Woodwould's... sorta: )
The dog peed on the cushion? Well, ya should have got it to pee on the other side too!
Skew wasn't subtle when it came to presents, "Alright Alright! I Get it! New Jointer/Planer Geez"
Apparently Skew's learned my volume trick XD
This one's quite good!:D Off you go Skew!:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!!
(See? Spamming works! :U)
OK, lessee...
The Peg hazard on the 9th.
Damned rabbits! This'll fix 'em!
only greenies use wooden pegs these days
The park failed the pinch test and no more fertiliser is to be used.
Peggie carved her name on the tree in the park.
the Government's latest "East Australia Flood Action Plan"
When laying new turf, remember to keep the edges together
I reckon Sawdust Maker pegged it this time...
Over to you!
Nice play on words, Skew :doh:
I'll just hang out this one for the audience
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