:hahaha: Good one.
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Some one has been ignoring the disclaimer and taking electrical advice from some posters to this Forum.
"John, you sure that's safe"
"Sure thing, it's got a surge protector"
Also:
Village idiot opening in 3, 2, 1
The phrase "Good enough for government work" Not always appropriate.
(Queue Olivia Newton John and John Travolta singing - You're the one that I Want)
"It was ELECTRIFING"
There was an Ascii art caption but apparently this forum eats whitespace. doesn't quite work.
I behalf of me and me mates, I gratefully accept our nomination for a Darwin award.
:U i <3 the darwin awards. My favourite is still the one about the Anti-tank mine Russian Roulette. (Undetonated anti-tank landmine under the table, take a shot, stomp on the mine.) Or the guy cleaning out a fuel tank but couldn't find his flashlight too see if he got it all so he lit a match.
"Oh Yeah!" [rubs hands in glee] "Once the music starts, this party will be sizzling!"
Minimum dress code: shorts and thongs.
"Gardamn, I feel a tingling. Don't think the leakage device is workin"
....
Some great laughs here.
"Thongs" gets an honourable mention but Skew's_Girl wins for quality and quantity.
Over to the Canuck.
I was working on:
" Eye of Hugh, and toe of Bob,
Pool of Mat, and tongue of Doug,
[...]
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
"
But instead I'll just:
Ummm... Honey? When I said I wanted a fly-strip I meant that sticky tape stuff hanging from the ceiling, not a zipper in the stairway... :rolleyes:
Note to self, always step off with the left foot going up & the right foot going down.
So the plans changed, but not until they had cut out the stairs for the now abandoned spiral staircase. :C
After 8 years in jail, Fred couldn't get out of the habit of making everything from matchsticks.