Not a joke. Just a bit of fun.

Hey Doorstop. Tongue in cheek this. http://www.ubeaut.com.au/finger.gif

, Shane and myself will f$#@ing well censor anything we deem to be offensive, an unprovoked personal attack or not in the spirit of the Bulletin Board. http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/tongue.gif

If anyone needs an explanation of our actions click here and read.

Nose (finger pickin good)

Knuckles digit
http://www.ubeaut.com.au/finger1.gif the Knuckles salute. http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

Knuckles where are you???? http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/confused.gif

Salute

victory

Pigeons http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

Duck hunting..

Duck hunting..

sssssstttttutter

Levi's (Vic joke, not really)

Jeans. (Lawries wet ones-same Vic joke) http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

Recessive

Impotent (by his own admission although he thinks he's omnipotent)

Loose limbed

Double jointed http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

Knuckles

Hurt

William

Bill

Get lots of 'em

Want some more?

Is he related to General Mayhem??

Cardinal Sin

Manual Labour

Tom,Dick or Harry

General Failure (Who is he and why the f#@* is he reading my hard drive?) http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/mad.gif

General Motors.(Now there's a hard drive!) http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/biggrin.gif

Chevrolet/Chevvy

V8's! yeah baby YEAH!

Camaro Z28 (If only I could have one!)

G-O-G-G-O-! (Why the heck do you need three reverse gears?) http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/frown.gif

Willy's (3 speeds forward or back)

Austin Champ 5 Reverse gears and can drive through water 5' deep.

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A35,A70 (Austins)

Austin Powers... Yeah Baby YEAH!

Moselle---Ughhh!

vinegar drinkers - Ughhh! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/eek.gif

Turps (blah)

Ben Ean - breakfast of champions in the '60s

Chateau Cardboard (or the old dreaded Moyston Claret, the red equiv of Ben Ean)