Not a joke. Just a bit of fun.

cranium

Crane

Driver

drover

..s dog http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/smile.gif

had it

Haddock

Padlock

paddock

Sh*t

Pedders.

Damn Johnno too quick. So heres my new word....

crap

Ford http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/rolleyes.gif

Pills! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/wink.gif

Regular http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/smile.gif

orange

People

Animals.

Drug Pushers.....Grrr (excluding Pharmacists)

Thieves (including Pharmacists)

Forty http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/smile.gif

Something ! (D

She is a very nice lady pharmacist is Doorstops missus. I can vouch for that.(Come to think of it,whats a nice lady like her doing with a fella like him? Only joking.)
Appologise Iain.The exception that proves the rule perhaps.

Nothing http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/tongue.gif

L-O L-O wotuvwegotereven (think about it)

Bobbies (did i thunked right?)

Pirates of Penzance

I am the very model of a modern Major General...

"When you say orfon...... Do you mean orfon, frequently, or orfon; without parents??? http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/confused.gif

Grandma.

's baking

Welshcakes http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/smile.gif (sort of a scone dough with raisins cooked on a hot skillet)

#1 (I always get confused which one that is . . .)

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Dear Lord,
May my Woodworking someday aspire
to be as good as my Darts,
and vice-versa. . . .

Rex

A #1 (I always get confused which one that is . . .)

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Dear Lord,
May my Woodworking someday aspire
to be as good as my Darts,
and vice-versa. . . .

Rex

#2's

22...two duck(bingo)

Watch out Iain, Chris has knuckles as a minder.

IQ

low http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/confused.gif

High.

Clairvoyant (medium) sorry !

ENOUGH!!!!!!!! http://ubb.ubeaut.com.au/ubb/mad.gif