OKAY I GOTS IT!!
The Code of Practice
Condenced version
For my shed and all within it to be taken particular notice of by:
missus
hoons
visitors
and anyone or thing that enters said shed
1) It is MY SHED
Do NOT argue with this FACT!!
2) Dont like it... LEAVE (use of other expleatives acceptable as you determine appropriate)
Do NOT argue with this FACT!! Just walk away
3) You come into MY SHED you do as I say not as you want no arguments no discussion
I AM GOD OF MY SHED!! I RULE!!
4) If you want to stay DONT STAND STILL doing nothing!
Sanding is always good! And YOU get the BEER!!
5) WHO ARE YOU? GET OUT OF MY SHED!!
I think I can get that nice an clear onto an A3 sheet :2tsup: