locking Rogers little wooden bits into a handy vice she started up the chain saw and approached him with a large degree ..
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locking Rogers little wooden bits into a handy vice she started up the chain saw and approached him with a large degree ..
... of trepidation. Was this really the best use of such scant materials? Would she be better lopping it off and using it to turn up a pen, or perhaps a gavel? Nah, bugger she thought, I've always wanted to try chainsaw carving on a live subject - I know, I'll carve a ...
...toothpick which...
...can also be used as a straw for...
..extracting ear wax. The chick starts up the chainsaw and...
. just before she can actually attack the object of her desires, said object emits a massive ..
..electrical pulse which disables the chain saw and frees itself and its mates from the vice, they then turn on the chick and....
...having made sure that she was actually turned on and not just faking it , they then proceeded to ....
..back her into a corner and...
... suggest that she reconsider her position.
She mused on this for a moment and said:-
"Leesten vary carefoolly. I shall say zees only wence. Seexty-Nahn!"
"An excellent position to take!" They all ...
....watched as Roger did a handstand in the corner. "You might have a problem as all the blood rushes to your....
..wooden ...
... nose. By the way, why is your nose so much longer than your ...
... Mujingfang smoothing plane (aka the ol' Moojie smoothie)?
It's just because it is so cold in this bloody...