"Yis Richie, he put thet one right down the fielder's throat."
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"Yis Richie, he put thet one right down the fielder's throat."
I called 'mine' first
Mic-d over to you :2tsup:
Oh bugger, Ok, hang on...
:think:
Wild Dingo's gone Ape and has decided fishin's the life
In prehistoric times, the australopithecene tinkerer - Zed the first - invents the first drinking straw.
"I think this is about where that frisbee landed but after what happened to that last bloke, I am NOT going in to get."
Being a hydrographer's so easy a monkey could do it.
What the?!? Another $%@$#% boot!
good one Alex, very self effacing. Over to you.:D
Cheers
Michael
Try this one
If you think the cost-cutting n the Tour De France is bad, wait until you see this years Dakar Rally!
Due to the success of the "one child" policy, Chinese authorities have implemented new regulations to decrease traffic congestion.
The Nagoya Samurai's pedal away to plot their revenge after being laughed out of the 7th International Bikies Conference.
Cheers
Michael
Where are you clowns going?
Uni students today are taking the future to a new era Unicycle.
This is re-cycling old push bike frames, good for the environment half the steel, half the tyres, half the pollution .
Gone will be the days of taking your girlfriend for a ride on the cross bar.
I reckon Skew's got it. Away you go Skew.
Hmmm...
Attachment 92830
(can you guess who just upgraded his 'puta and lost all 2.5Tb of storage? :sigh:)
Bugger! The tunnel was supposed to come up in the ice cream shop.!
Bath's Done!
Who Wipes?
(Another Madagascar reference)
Mum that crape potty trainer seat you made me needs more work
Not patricularly difficult... a few spare sata ports on your motherboard (I just bought a basic board for about $130 that has 6) and then three of these:
http://www.arc.com.au/?HDWD1000AAKS
(not the absolute cheapest around, but still pretty good)
total cost $490 for the hdds with 3TB storage...
I'm only hovering at just over the 2TB mark at the mo... Media centres chew the space :D
Cheers,
Dave
PS. appologies for the hijack ;-)
I knew if I got caught I'd be in the sh*t!
mummy told me to wash my feet! Do you want me to tell her you didn't clean the bathtub when she said to? No? So get me out of here and wipe my feet, sucker.
Cheers
Michael
My ???? isn't as big as your mummy!! I fell in!!
Ozkaban? Looks like you got it. 'Twas a toss up between you and MicD, actually. :D
And yes, it's not hard to get a few Tb in storage nowadays. I upgraded to a new motherboard (Xmas present) and the RAID drivers aren't backwards compatible with the old ones.
To make matters worse, when I installed XP (before I knew it wouldn't detect the drives properly) it automatically validated each drive, preventing me from going back to the old motherboard. (I tried that and the old RAID drivers now show the disks as corrupted. :C)
Wahoo! Here we go...
https://www.woodworkforums.com/attach...1&d=1230791380
Oh, and BTW I *never* use RAID at home - I do it at work with enterprise gear but if it goes wrong at home it's game over (as I guess you know!)
[Reuters] Police bungle raid on wedding. Groom says "That'll teach 'em to try and stitch me up!"
(And yes, I knew that before. :- But I know it now!)
who looks stubid now?
Police fail in attempt to arrest wedding Singer.
Now with his trousers back on, the groom can be seen posing with the sewing machine that saved his bacon at the wedding. In the background, a hapless van driver is still checking him out.
Cheers
Michael
young Macgyver impresses the local police by winching out their paddy wagon using only a sewing machine, a pair of cufflinks and a carnation
Was going to pay the wedding singer one, but MacGyver got it across the line...
Over to you Underfoot!
Cheers,
Dave
how about this one
https://www.woodworkforums.com/attach...8&d=1230836564
A group of photographers being hauled away from the front of Nicole Kidman's Sydney residence after the new paparazzi laws came into effect on Jan 01.
https://www.woodworkforums.com/attach...0&d=1230710770
Recent studies have indicated cannibalism amongst western Caucasians can produce unique and surprising stools.
https://www.woodworkforums.com/attach...8&d=1229861072
Two thousand years after inventing sealed roads, the Clooliss Indians of Guatemala discover the wheel.