Fess up time - Ever been to a strip club?

As a sailor I have been too plenty in my day

Cann't see what all the fuss is about if none of the other pollies have ever been then they should not that I am all impressed with them. That includes strip clubs and pollies

If that's all the dirt they can muster they better find another job

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Originally Posted by Harry72

:oIn a past life I was a stripper!

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Harry are you available for the next WW get together?

I'm sure a pole dance will fit in nicely between sharpening techniques and wood turning demonstrations.:wink:

Sharpening techniques and wood turning. Boy you are talking dirty there Bleeding Thumb!

It sounds kinky to me

Studley

G'day,

No interest, never have never will. Got a phone call from Mens Gallery the other day offering free tickets, I turned them down.

(have I got the right tackle? :yes:)

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Originally Posted by bigAl

Bunch of Puritans.

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Al's obviously a bloke whose studied his religious denominations! But why pick "Puritans", surely the Shakers knew more about getting wood!

Cheers,

P:D :D

lol

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Originally Posted by Waldo

G'day,

No interest, never have never will. Got a phone call from Mens Gallery the other day offering free tickets, I turned them down.

(have I got the right tackle? :yes:)

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Waldo mate, you should have accepted them, we could have taken Wongo:U:U

Prompted by another thread, I have a confession.

I haven't the desire to go to strip clubs, but I've been to the odd life drawing class or two. Does that make me a hypocrite, or does it just mean I get my jollies in a different way?

P
:D :D

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Originally Posted by bitingmidge

I haven't the desire to go to strip clubs, but I've been to the odd life drawing class or two.

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Model or artist??:U:U

Don't remember ever having been to a strip club.

Does the Hellfire club count?

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Originally Posted by Stuart.

Don't remember ever having been to a strip club.

Does the Hellfire club count?

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Depends what you were wearing:D

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Originally Posted by bitingmidge

Prompted by another thread, I have a confession.

I haven't the desire to go to strip clubs, but I've been to the odd life drawing class or two. Does that make me a hypocrite, or does it just mean I get my jollies in a different way?

P
:D :D

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G'day,

:yes: been to many of them in my life as an art student. Even my Grade 12 teacher would take me to evening classes on a Wednesday night. :o

People think it's a perve, but it's just like drawing a bowl of fruit - I suppose you need to have done some classes to understand that.

And Gra, :no: I wouldn't want to pollute our mate Wongo's head with naughty stuff - he might become a pollie one day.

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Originally Posted by Ashore

Depends what you were wearing:D

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No photos = no evidence

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Originally Posted by Waldo

People think it's a perve, but it's just like drawing a bowl of fruit - I suppose you need to have done some classes to understand that.

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A bit like a strip club I s'pose! I wish you hadn't told 'em that, I was hoping there'd be a flood of new enrolments at all the art classes in the country, and the board'd be imbued with a flood of culture!

Cheers,

P
:D

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Originally Posted by bitingmidge

and the board'd be imbued with a flood of culture!:D

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G'day Bitingmidge,

Culture :? You mean there are cultured people in this joint? :no: That can't be true.

:D

Isn't it in the code that Blokes don't do culture?

Studley

in younger days to see what all the hooo har was about..............yawn

then a few years later at some fellows farwell he & is swmbo got one each male n female from the boss this was in their backyard tape was stretched and chair collpased.

Forgive me for father for I have sinned.
I get to a city about five times a year if you count Canberra. Order of the day is - Football, Food, Casino's, Strip Joints :2tsup:

Some one should tell Kevvy that you dont need to go all the way to USA to find better offerings than Canberra.

Your all either a bunch of boring old farts or LIARS!

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Originally Posted by Howdya do that

Forgive me for father for I have sinned.
I get to a city about five times a year if you count Canberra. Order of the day is - Football, Food, Casino's, Strip Joints :2tsup:

Some one should tell Kevvy that you dont need to go all the way to USA to find better offerings than Canberra.

Your all either a bunch of boring old farts or LIARS!

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must be an access thing, I work a block away from three of these things...

Man I'm going to sound like a perv, but last year 50 times at least. We partied with a few of the strippers outside of the club. Good times:2tsup:

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Originally Posted by Howdya do that

Forgive me for father for I have sinned.
I get to a city about five times a year if you count Canberra. Order of the day is - Football, Food, Casino's, Strip Joints :2tsup:

Some one should tell Kevvy that you dont need to go all the way to USA to find better offerings than Canberra.

Your all either a bunch of boring old farts or LIARS!

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I live a fair bloody long way from the nearest strip joint (as far as I know!! :? ) and when I get to the big smoke the last thing I want to waste either my time or my money on is a strip joint.... I've been to a few way in the past but I grew up way back then too, I guess you have a ways to go yet me old china! ;)

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Originally Posted by Stuart.

Don't remember ever having been to a strip club.

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Stu,
maybe you should become a pollie. Your credentials of suffering from alzheimers stack up :D.
Les

I go only as necessary research in my second hobby, the study of female anatomy. Serious science you see.

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Originally Posted by Waldo

Culture :? You mean there are cultured people in this joint? :no: That can't be true.

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I find it a trifle insulting that you don't consider Al cultured.


Although, he may find it a trifle insulting if you do:doh:

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Originally Posted by lesmeyer

Stu,
maybe you should become a pollie. Your credentials of suffering from alzheimers stack up :D.
Les

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;)

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Originally Posted by Gingermick

I find it a trifle insulting that you don't consider Al cultured.

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Yeah but what was he cultured from???:q

I've just remembered, I go down the beach and our Sweedish lassies that come visiting dont seem to use swimming costumes these days.

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Originally Posted by Bleedin Thumb

Harry are you available for the next WW get together?

I'm sure a pole dance will fit in nicely between sharpening techniques and wood turning demonstrations.:wink:

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He he it'd sure make a great photo opportunity:D, prob put a smile on tiki's face too:cool:.

I hope no one actually thinks I am stripper... the only stripping I've ever done is stripping paint off:doh:

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Originally Posted by jow104

I've just remembered, I go down the beach and our Sweedish lassies that come visiting dont seem to use swimming costumes these days.

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Must be the wonderful weather in Devon :wink:

I recorded Top Gear the other night and just discovered I also recorded South Park and Stripperella.

Will I be damned if I watch it? I am prepared to watch it with the brightness turned down to black and the sound muted if that helps.

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Originally Posted by jow104

I've just remembered, I go down the beach and our Sweedish lassies that come visiting dont seem to use swimming costumes these days.

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Beach :? in devon :p

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Originally Posted by Ashore

Beach :? in devon :p

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They took a picture of Rio and then wrote Devon on top of it for a postcard.

Studley

Where I live is called the English Riviera.:roll:

The Scandarnavians love our weather Bob. They used to come over in rowing boats.

Saw some well tanned girls the other week, they said they had only been here a month. Come from Ghana or somewhere, God knows what tan they will have by the end of the summer. :;

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Originally Posted by bfx

I recorded Top Gear the other night and just discovered I also recorded South Park and Stripperella.

Will I be damned if I watch it? I am prepared to watch it with the brightness turned down to black and the sound muted if that helps.

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Don't worry BFX, it's OK to watch as long as you can't remember the next day.:D

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Originally Posted by bfx

I recorded Top Gear the other night and just discovered I also recorded South Park and Stripperella.

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G'day,

Stirpperella, now there's a good corny quirky cartoon. :2tsup:

I keep forgetting it's on though. I always end up heading back down to the shed after Top Gear. :doh:

I remember that I didn't watch it the next day after the night before that it was on. :U

TV shows over the years have had many strippers on No 96 back in the 60's 70's started it all in AU I reckon. SBS has more raw skin than a rabbit farm.

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Originally Posted by jow104

Where I live is called the English Riviera.:roll:

The Scandarnavians love our weather Bob. They used to come over in rowing boats.

Saw some well tanned girls the other week, they said they had only been here a month. Come from Ghana or somewhere, God knows what tan they will have by the end of the summer. :;

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:worthless:

Sorry Iain, rule 8 applies.

Why go to a strip club when you can go on a date with Ariane :)

http://virtualunderworld.net/arianeb...oral-no-serve#

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Originally Posted by Gra

Yeah but what was he cultured from???:q

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ohhhhhh, I cant do it.