Geez, remind me, if I ever visit WoodBorer, to never eat corn, or upset him and Meg!!!!!!!
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Geez, remind me, if I ever visit WoodBorer, to never eat corn, or upset him and Meg!!!!!!!
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Don't worry Wendy, my girls are very tame and they only bite if you have been handling mice and stick your hand into their cages before washing your hands. Something warm, something the size of a mouse, something that smells like a mouse - strike.
If anyone else with possum problems would like to help test the theory, please let me know.
Not for me thanks, Rob. I already receive enough crap in my letterbox :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Wood Borer
Well you see I think that what Scot has got to do is put out the python poo one night, log said possum activity and then the next night put out some other sort of poo and note the possum activity.
Actually, ideally he should try more than one other sort of poo.
He should alternate between the different types for oh, a couple of weeks or so.
Only then will we be in a position to determine the efficacy of python (or any other sort ) poo as a possum deterrent.
If it turns out that it works, welll then I'll be a customer for sure. ;)
And this has the OK from the boss?Quote:
Originally Posted by craigb
Provided it only works on brush-tails. :oQuote:
Originally Posted by Wood Borer
"What's that dear? Oh, nothing much, I'm just putting out some possum deterrent".
"Smells like what, dear?"
"No, no. You're exaggerating surely."
"Well, I'm told it'll make the possums leave in a hurry."
"What was that? You'll be leaving with them, dear?"
"Or, alternatively, you and the possums will be staying and me and the possum deterrent, we'll be leaving?"
"Well, if you feel that attached to the possums, dear ...."
WB, you better be very careful. Apparently pythons are capable of swallowing a little person.:p
In which case the possum deterrent will show traces of nicotine, red wine and fine wood shavings. It may be the cure for the common cold.
Would the Government put this new wonder drug on the discount drug register? Does anyone have a contact there so I can make enquiries for the sake of the human race?
I wonder,
As this seems to deter possums, is there any chance it would deter mice?
Yes, I know one of WoodBorer's Pythons would do a better job, but that would get rid of me as well as the mice :o
No, I don't stand on a chair when I see a mouse:) , but I would if I saw an unwanted snake unexpectedly:rolleyes:
cheers
Wendy
I know that the questions that we all want answered Wendy areQuote:
Originally Posted by rufflyrustic
1. Have you ever seen a wanted snake? (BTW what is a wanted snake?)
2. If so, what did you do?
3. Have you ever seen an unwanted snake expectedly?
4. If so, what did you do?
This is just a feeble effort to get this thread off the subject of poo and onto something wholesome, like innuendo and smut
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Originally Posted by jmk89
RR, knowing red bellied blacks the poor bugger most likely did the snake equivalent of your No4.:D
Whereas Rob's pythons are merely doing No 2s.Quote:
Originally Posted by Termite
Boom, boom! :rolleyes:
Interesting comment on the radio here in Melb today, that the "Dim Sim" is responsable for the lack of possums in Melbourne parklands:eek:
What were the results from last night Scott?
Hopefully you are still living at home:eek:
So far so good. I can’t wait to get up on the roof and block all the holes on Saturday.
The python poo was getting a bit too dry. So I added a bit of water and put it in the microwave for a couple of minutes to bring out the flavour. :D Yes, it is a bit messy but it is a small price I am willing to pay. :D
:D
Saturday hehe:D Just remember they bite when scared,cornered or under threat. Not sure if they can smell fear :eek: ...Goodluck;)
HJ0 Cheers
And how did it taste....?Quote:
Originally Posted by Wongo
Yeah thanks cheers mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by HJ0
Were you trying for Python Popcorn?Quote:
Originally Posted by Wongo
pOOpcorn!
Hey woodborer possums are over populated in Sydney. So I think there is a market for this fantastic product. Are you interested in turning it into a business? Driver can be our business consultant and Neil can be our retailer. :cool:
I'm all for it!
Brother Borer, you'll need to start feeding your wriggly chums on a high protein poo-producing diet as a matter of urgency.
Get into the cage, son - and start the stomach massage without delay!
The possums of Pyrmont and Parramatta are about to be presented with a plethora of Python Poo!
Col the Consultant.
I still reckon that Scott needs to do some more research.
It could be that any old poo will do the trick and it doesn't have to be of the python variety.
I mean, let's face it, if people started pooing in your vacinity you bugger of pdq wouldn't you? ;)
That’s fantastic. WB I think we need more pythons. Maybe be we can import some form China. I will contact my uncle right away.
Silent can develop a website for us if he is also interested. How does www.hotpythonshEEE.com. Sound?
Driver, what is your hourly rate mate?
Scott, me old China, I don't have an hourly rate. I'm a bit like Rolls-Royce and those restaurants that don't put prices on the menu: if you have to ask, you can't afford me! :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Wongo
However, this assignment is highly intriguing so I'm sure we'll be able to arrange something along the lines of a share of the action. ;)
Col the Classy Consultant.
From the ABC News website today
Big cat may be stalking western Sydney
It has long been considered a rural myth but scientists are examining new evidence that a large cat - potentially a jaguar - is thriving in some parts of New South Wales.
There are now 220 sightings of a big cat in the western Sydney suburbs around the Hawkesbury.
Scientist Rob Close, from the University of Western Sydney, says paw marks indicate there is strong evidence it may be an exotic cat species.
"There are some big paw marks that have been identified that have been identified as panther identifications," he said.
A large number of domestic animals, including goats and dogs have been savaged in the area.
Resident Michael Williams says the kills are too big to be the work of a domestic dog or cat.
"We're dealing with an animal that's eating out 20 to 40 kilograms in a sitting," he said.
The State Government is examining the data.
So we're not expecting a definitive result within the forseeable future, then?Quote:
Originally Posted by Wood Borer
:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Wood Borer
WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE PYTHON POOP!!
:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
The logistics of transport is as good as solved - Wendy can look after the pythons and load the poo directly into her husband's B Double.
No double handling.
Thinking more laterally, he can cart Wendy and snakes around and charge for cleaning up mouse plagues. Ruffly can feed the mice to the pythons and collect the poo to be sold.
Biting Midge could sail across the Tasman in his dinghy and sell the product to the Kiwis who don't have any snakes but heaps of possums.
Neil of course can experiment and perhaps develop a wax that repels possums - should be a big marketing advantage.
When do we have our first Board Meeting?
Borer never mind the news mate. We’ve a business to run here. I have just spoken to my uncle and 50 South East Asia Tiger Pythons are on their way.
(This thread is building up for Friday. :D )
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Originally Posted by Wood Borer
Don't forget if you run short on Python Poo:eek:
Iain has an endless supply of tiger snakes.
So if you give him an online tutorial of milking the poo from a snake he should be able to harvest some more snake poo:cool:
Now if we can get hold of that big cat we can flog Panther Pizz and Python Poo.
What, it's not Friday???? Darn!!!:(
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Getting a bit ahead of yourself aren't you Rob? :D Before the first board meeting, you need an official Company Coat of Arms and Logo. Now that is something I really want to see. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Wood Borer
So what are waiting for Gumby? Welcome aboard. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Gumby
Very Cool Wendy:cool:
How can you have a coat of arms for snakes:confused: :confused: :confused: