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This explains why religion is in such a decline in this country.
So what's wrong with Nicky Buckley?
Wasn't her name Nicky Webster before she took up that game that's played in the south??
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Nothing wrong with Nicky Buckly.
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Unfortunately, Gumby has the hots for this Nathan.
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That Matthew Hayden is a has been and should be dropped.
Hey Grunt, looks like your giraffe is sticking its head up Nathans bum, and I'm not convinced he's not enjoying it. :D
Buckley or the giraffe?
That Symonds will never make it at test level and should be dropped.
I'm thinking that Gumby will be calling for that mug-lair Sideshow Bob to be dropped because he only hit four balls to get his fifty.
Or maybe they should bring back the six and out rule??
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Yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Grunt
I was happt the other day when sideshow Bob got out for a duck, now look what he's gone and done. :(
Sideshow Bob will go to Sydney.
Well played Bob. Why didn't you do that 5 tests ago? :confused:
Actually, I was secretly glad that he didn't get a ton in a session.
I still want us to win but he's no Doug Walters.
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Yeah, Doug couldn't bowl.Quote:
Originally Posted by craigb
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Went home for lunch (working today) to see Matt and Bob snick a few, then knocked off early, just got home to see Bob get lucky with the ball again.
There was this long low moan coming from somewhere in the crowd, or even beyond.... are you OK Gumby???
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well, well,, well..... All hail Symonds!!:rolleyes:
I still say drop him. What crappy figures. 2 for 4.
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Originally Posted by Gumby
Hello Brother GumbAss,
3 for
72
2 for (and counting)
what a mug :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
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See, I just can't win with you lot. I do my patriotic best and stir Crusty up for you, inspire him to greater heights and what thanks do I get. None! :rolleyes:
I get you a test victory and my efforts go unrewarded. That's life I suppose. :)
Oh well, what about Phabulous Phil - he doesn't look test class to me. ;)
Why didn't the bloody Sarth Efricans roll over this arvo?
Now everybody has to go back to the ground for an hour or so instead of going for a game of golf.:confused:
Or in the Sarth Efricans case, a net seeion :p :p
Crusty got lucky - this is the lucky country ain't it??
That was my biggest fear - now Ponting will say - TOLD YOU SO !!!
Bugger !!!!
But -
Crusty must go !!! :D :D :D
Now this is all a bit confusing, we've got the Sideshow Bob faction and the Crusty faction.
Can we clear this up before the next test?
And no, if he'd got lucky, he would have hit a ton, and got five fa in the first innings.
Cheers,
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Leave Jaques in, Symonds can go and Boof Lehman can play. Let him come back and show them which end of the bat they are meant to hang onto.
Studley
Who said there were factions??
I reckon he has 2 nicknames so that any one can be used depending on the weather. He looks a little like (Ok- they could be twins) Crusty the clown (Simpsons) and he usually does the sideshow Bob act. I think ... :D
The sooner we get rid of the gollywog the better. Pulling out the occasional performance doesn't cut it with the depth of talent we've got in this country
Richard
make that 3 factions :D
Bring back Kim Hughes. :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Studley 2436
Allan Border should be number 5 or at a pinch that hack Steve Waugh.
Bobby Simpson hasn't had a run for a while.
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Is Don Bradman still available?
Now there's a Heavenly idea!!
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I think Hand-in-the-Toaster is the real deal!!!! Now that's 4 factions..
If I may interrupt this train of thought for just a sec:
Mickey Arthur, (Changed his name from Mouse I understand) the Saffer coach has opened his trap again.
This time he's "accused" our Shane of "pressurising" Umpires. Now I don't know whether Shane sticks the Umpires in his Mums Vacola outfit late at night, or quite what.... but I'm failing to see how Shane pressuring the Umps caused Sideshow Bob to hit all those Sixes, or for that matter gave Matt the Batt the upper hand.
I must admit some of those "bowled" decisions looked a bit dicey.
Two days ago, while driving quietly into the office, I heard the same Mickey telling the world how his batsmen were going to bore Australia out of the game. They were just going to keep playing the ball till the bowlers got frustrated. Top plan that!!
Isn't that how our Glen gets most of his wickets? Ditto for Sideshow Bob when he's bowling spin... no one seems to be able to score much. Of course when he's bowling Botham style, it's a different story, because the batsmen don't stay at the crease long enough to get bored.
Cheers,
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(It starts soon!)
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Just to clarify:
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Symonds
and
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Sideshow Bob
I think they're related.
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Originally Posted by bitingmidge
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Wotabout Matthew Elliot. Now there's a man who couldn't live up to the hype. Give him a run, if Sideshow Bob can get runs, anybody can. Oh, cept Gilchrist who needs a week under a palm tree desparately.
I don't reckon Watson could get runs in India after eating a fly-blown curry.Quote:
Originally Posted by outback
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I think we can all be thankfull that Gumby isn't a selector.
I think we would have missed Haydens 50 + 100 as well as Symonds 70 plus the wickets.
We should also be thankfull that the South Africans can't catch.
Now you're talking. If they could, we'd be 2 zip down.Quote:
Originally Posted by Grunt