A workmate used to say supposibly instead of supposedly, and "I'm used of it".
The cabling connecting various components of the mobile concrete plant to the control centre was known as the "umbilical" one of the managers used to refer to it as the "biblical". That used to make me smile.
One thing I detest is the use of us instead of we, as in "us forum members are..." it should read "we forum members are..."
My tag line above says "try not to be late, but....' should it read "try to not be late, but..?
I used to deliberately twist words when the kids were small, for instance point out some pellingtons swimming in the lake, Daaaad! My dreams came true a couple of years ago on a tour of the phosphate mine at Wellington NSW. The young lady tour guide made mention that we might find a "skellington" in there. I asked of the possibility of finding a "pellington skellington" and after a brief pause and with a grin she thought we might.
Cheers,
Geoff.