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Originally Posted by Ivor
There's this bloke 41 called Ivor and he sounds just like a grumpy old man. :D :D :D :D
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Originally Posted by Ivor
There's this bloke 41 called Ivor and he sounds just like a grumpy old man. :D :D :D :D
1. Cat haters
2. Rediculous mobile phone ring tones that sound nothing like the original tune
3. Rediculous mobile phone ring tone commercials
4. Rediculous mobile phones ... full stop !
5. 4WD's that obviosuly aren't ever taken off-road (X5's & Cayennes especially !)
6. People who buy luxury 4WD's just because the rear window is big enough for them to stick each of their childrens private school stickers on and if it's really big they can even fit each friggin' sport the child does too. Get a life !
7. People who treat meat-head professional sports people like gods when 'real'
professional artists & especially musicians (ie. not the Pop Star variety) struggle to stay alive.
8. The fact that if I filled the exhaust pipes of luxury 4WD's up with expanding foam spray in shopping centre carparks that it would be a bad thing ! I just don't get it.
Buy a luxury 4WD and I'll happily 'fix' it before it creates any more 'problems' in this world. I'd love someone to be able to justify one of those to me one day ... hmmmm.
Grrrrrrr.
1. Cats(sorry SteveAndBelle im allergic to em!)
2. mobile phone ring tones... mine sounds like a real old ring a ding ding phone!
3. All new gear like moble phones/remote controls that have way 2 smaller buttons, someone should make bloke sized buttons.
4. people who label all car enthuiasts "hoons"
5. People who complain about others who have a reasonable car stereo's, not all of us roam the streets doof doofing to aynoy you.
6. 4x4's that are too clean.
6.5 oversized yanky anything(think F650 as an example), the fact that they call our aussie utes little trucks...
7. People who treat meat-head professional sports people like gods when 'real'
professional artists & especially musicians (ie. not the Pop Star variety) struggle to stay alive.
8. Aussie footballised media... Im sick of it, cant get away from it.(if its that good why are we the only country playing it?)
9. Bills that hide amoungst other assorted papers... then come the red reminders.
10. Crap video games, aust's market needs a good shake up.
11. 75°+ heat at work!
12. Going back to work after a 5mth break, and on light duties/day work having to get up early 5 times a week when your used to 2 times a week(12hr shifty!)and then get only 2 day weekends instead of 4 day :( my WW is takin a hit got no shed time.
And what about people who complain about people complaining about little annoyances...:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Grunt
Crappy little Hyundai's
Greenies
blunt planer blades
cats pissing on everything around the place and wailing all night
Mondays
Thieving plumbers
Local council
Truckies with no regard for speed limits near our local school
Telemarketers
Incompetent committee members (Pony Club, big crap fight coming soon)
ATO
GST
ALP
Drivers who pass my 4WD with float in tow and then slow down even though i"m sitting on 100kph
Southwark (sp)
Grange Hermitage (can't afford it)
Light Beer, either you want one or you don't
Freeways and no toilets in sight
Routing MDF :(
Freaking dust gets everwhere.
10 minutes routing, 30 minutes cleaning up the dust. :(
My H.P. Designjet 130 printer.
It cost almost 4 grand and is a real love-hate machine.
It can take forever just to get it to accept a sheet of paper.
And if it spits the paper out it takes a long while to go through the whole confounded process all over again and it might spit it out again.
The upper infeed table has a different alignment position to the lower infeed tray so the edges of pictures alter depending on where you insert the paper.
Its too sensitive to paper sizes.
It doesnt like the slightest curve in a piece of paper
It rattles and shakes and takes forever to get going.
If it was a standard size printer I'd beat ***** outa it with a hammer. :mad: :mad:
Pity H.P released a very buggy product. :( :(
But when it does finally print out a picture - magnificent. :) :) :)
People who aren't sure if their car is working properly and have to rev it for hours on end on a Saturday morning. And the fact that they don't believe me when I tell them that it is working and they can safely turn it off.
Thats the way. beat the crapouta it, but post some piccys for us.Quote:
Originally Posted by echnidna
Al :D
mmmmmm....... time to vent a bit more slpleen.... BEAUTY!
Cats and the morons who let the damned things outside!
Dust on my telescopic sights that spoils my aim when shooting cats!
The racket cats make when you shoot 'em..... and that dingling from their bells as they thrash themselves to a bloody end......
Dogs that won't kill cats! What possible use are they?
Don't mind dogs that chase sheep as they are bigger and slower moving than cats... easier to shoot or run over with the ute!
Bloody stumps that hide in the long grass when you're out dog or cat shooting in the ute!
Tanneries that quibble about tanning cat and dog skins to make new seat covers for the ute!
Blood and guts stuck in the wheel arches.... and the people who complain about its' smell....
Stupid old ladies who squeal and carry on cos you've got their little tiddles hangin' on the roobar.....
CATS!
Nice one Christopha :) Lucky we don't let our cats outside ... ever !
What's your actual gripe with them anyway ... afraid they might be more intelligent than you think ?
I bet you got off on those loser Sydney kids running over that kitten on the news earlier in the year to then leave it for dead (well, nearly dead) on the railway tracks ... or maybe even the AJ's (yes, the AJ's we pay for out of our taxes) who got busted for animal cruelty in a similar incident.
I can now safely add another 'hate' of mine to the list :
9. Hicks with guns
Have another 'Bundy' mate, the world needs you.
G'day,
Only good cat is a dead cat.
Bloody cats that exercise their conjugal rights under my bedroom window at 3.00am.....................
Bloody Christopha, he lives too far away to do anything about it :D :D :D
Geez, and I thought I had a problem! :mad:
Bundy? Can't stand the crap! A fine red for me... I would think you prefer sipping pink gin or Chardy dear....Quote:
Originally Posted by SteveAndBelle
The ONLY things my guns come out for are feral cats, feral dogs and feral birds like mynahs. If your cats are kept inside then you are a VERY rare cat owner. I don't hate cats because they are 'cats', I hate what people let them do. Imagine my chardy sipping friend how unpleasant it is to shoot an animal that wants to sit on your lap and purr but if you don't it is going to kill as many of the birds, small animals and reptiles in your environment that it can! People who DON'T hate cats and what they do are becoming an endangered species themselves. I never actually condone cruelty except perhaps to lackwits like you.... and what the hell is an "AJ"... :rolleyes:
Steveanbelle you seem to be a little bit slow on the uptake if you can't 'read' the tongue in the cheek of my cat post..... :p
Have to say I'm with you SteveandBelle on this one. Here's another one for the list:Quote:
Originally Posted by SteveAndBelle
10. S*!t stirrer's that never actually post informative/constructive thread's on this forum and, regurgitated sub-par humor.http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...cons/icon5.gif
AJ=Army Jerk
GRUNT=Government Reject Unsuitable for Normal Training
FYI, not a shot at our boxer loving friend.
http://www.giosphere.com/games/kitty_cannon.php
bit of fun..... don't you hate fun?
Posted by martrix 1 week ago
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Come on fella's, step back, take a few deep breaths and have a look at the big picture. No need to go jumping down peoples throats, especially newbies. Over the last few week's I have noticed a lot of acidic and stinging response's.
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by martrix
Meaning Tikki?
Hey Iain, I thought AJ's was always Adjies, those prunes who walked around with a pace stick yelling at people:D (like me:p )
I don't like arguments, or people reading too much into posts.
Cheers
I wasn't going to get into this, but what the hell. :rolleyes:
On Good Friday just gone, we had to have our much loved cat of 16 1/2 years put down 'cause he'd come to the end of his life. His kidneys had gone so the poor little bugger couldn't walk anymore.
He was desexed and always kept inside at night. He wasn't much chop at hunting, generally he preferred to find a sunny spot and have a sleep.
He was a good cat and I still miss having him around.
However, I also gave Christopha a greenie for his rant because it was so over the top. :)
Like he said, I think it was pretty obvious that he had his tongue stuck in his cheek.
Anyway, that's my perspective.
And if you think he's mean on cats, you should hear what he used to have to say (in another icarnation) about Triton users :eek: ;) :)
Pace
Craig
and Symtec lathes
Mental picture............A Cat using a Symtec Lathe outside the window at night beside him the chardonay is in a chiller on top of the new fully kitted triton setup.............
Well, my Siamese is decidedly NOT impressed by the current anti-cat flavour of this forum. He would like you all to know that he lives inside, permanently, and the ONLY wild life he gets to swat at is that hairy, doggy smelling creature that insists on sharing the boss' boat and bed at night. He is not impressed by the recent rant by Stoppers ... but he's not impressed by much at all except full dinner bowls, and warm sunlight, and stable laps, and pats on the head and ... well, that smelly doggy creature isn't all that bad at times particularly when the boss is out doing something else. :D
Cheers
Richard
This joke actually works better in real life but I'll give it a go.
"My cat will now fly across the room and land in that bucket of water ... with a little help from me."
Mrow
Mrrow
Mrrrooww
Mrrroooowwww
Mrrrrrooooowwwww (sounds of cat spinning faster)
Mrrrrrr ..... ooooooooooooooooooo .....wwwwwwwwwwwwww ... (sound of cat flying throug the air)
... splash
Hmmm, Richard, dont think it worked at all on herehttp://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...ons/icon10.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Daddles
beejay1
http://community.webshots.com/user/eunos9
BJ, you had to be there, it was great:D
Cheers