A Black Hole, that turned out to be wormhole to another dimension.
Bloody hell thought Stains....
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A Black Hole, that turned out to be wormhole to another dimension.
Bloody hell thought Stains....
It's big an' it's black an' I be afraid of it!!
"Is it a jolly woger?" asked woger who couldn't look down as he was afraid of heights, "No it's.....
...well it's all happening too fast, that's what it is!!! ....
The wormhole started to quiver and through it came....
The biggest, nastiest looking ....
...vision of terror he'd ever seen, the...
... dreaded ....
black hole of uranus!! out it pouted (in a simliar fashion to captain Penis, reminicient of the mick jagger swagger) with floomp and a
...pucker. Captain Penis' dreams had come true he extracated himself from wogers pants and dove headlong....
... into the first of the invading floatilla from the whore's planet, on their way to...
...destroy earth. There were waves of three breasted ships in the shape of thier owners and Cap'n Penis' braces caught on one as it passed by and he dangled like a tassle on a strippers.....
Are you getting all this Andy?
You see how it's related to wood working don't you. ;)
You've unsubscribed from this thread havn't you. :D :D
Typical, we were just getting to the intersting part :D :D
There is an interesting part isn't there guys???
Some very strange things have happened to me in this life. I spent a year in India living like a dog, I was in Iran for 6 months which coincided with the first Gulf War, I have had rocks land on my head in mines (be quiet!), I have been underground when I should not have been there and I have seen some hideous injuries. And then I started this…
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In answer to your question, I know what you are doing, but I still do not know what you are on about! Bin working (Bin Laden’s distant cousin), so I have missed a lot of the rejoinder, and I have to admit that I did hit the fast forward button on a lot of it. Not that it was probably not fascinating, but a bloke has to sleep sometime.<o:p></o:p>
...which as I recall began something like:
Fgurgle, the alien whore famous for her arangement of bodily parts, and a particular favorite at bucks parties, frowned as she intercepted the strange earth transmition of her mobile communication ear implant. She understood peeking, slinking and places of comfort, but the rest was new to her, and this was very rare.
Determined to find out what these strange acts of 'wood' and 'machinery' entailed she descided to contact th earthling.
"Andy is that you honey .......
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Ben!
Try to stay on track will you?
Now where were we? Oh yeah the interesting bit.
...suitcase. "Just my luck," he thought, "I'd get washed down a gutter with a gay alien when it's raining...
... rocks on my head in this god damn mine. Ssssh, be quiet, ...
'cause I can feel a song coming on....
"In the event of something happening to me" ...
...I can't remember the words exactly but it went something like.."Is that three guns in your pocket or..."
... is my one good eye playing tricks on me?" Just then, the universe exploded with a ...
...sound reminiscent of the dreaded delete button being employed by...
... Madame Lash the ...
Country and Western Star who spends her days as a pro woodturner called...
... Susan. The sudden demise of the universe put a bit of a damper on the invasion plans of what's her face the triple breasted whore from .... thingy ... so, instead, they all set course for ...
...bed, which is where I'm going before I get banned from these forums.
Also I have to do battle with the stars of our future in the morning, so I need all the tolerance sleep I can get from what's left of tonight.
"Hah, call yourself a Universal Man?" cried Fgurgle (for that, apparently, was her name) "a true Universal Man would need no sleep, all he would need is a good, hard ...
(goodnight all)
...spanking with one of the whores accumulated body parts which she kept in...
Her purse which was made from the tanned scrotal sac of a drunken dromedary which was found wandering naked in the.........
...public bar, slurring the words to...
Queen Arethas "you make me feel like a natural woo..man"
which was because she was the ghost of Karen Carpenter, who was supposed to have died from...
...boredom listening to her own records. Fgurgle then inserted Semen into....
the serving wenches nose with a syringe made of ...
timber from.....
..Bunnings, of course, so she was really snotted
..Woger the cabin boy was amazed at how the alien whore had squeezed semen stains inito the syringe, only his foot was visible from the wenches nose which...
.... was made of timber from.......
... a little place I know just outside the Milky Way. This timber, now being quite rare owing to the recent explosion of the universe (as we read in chapter 4) was too good to waste on some intergalactic slapper's nose. So our hero, whose name I have forgotten, suddenly appeared off the starboard bow and ...
and farted ...
(You know this story is a little uneven and the plot thread seems to wander a bit. I don't think is quite ready to be published.)