Where is everyone else's caption? Isn't cauliflower that inspiring? Or are you all out in the real world?:doh:
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Where is everyone else's caption? Isn't cauliflower that inspiring? Or are you all out in the real world?:doh:
You guys were suposed to come as vegetable stock not a vegetable flock!
Mr. Heinz's new vegetable farm: guaranteed 100% meat free.
Flock the Halls with decks of Colly Falla la la la la la
:D Hama nails it this time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Claw Hama
Okay, Hamma hasn't responded so I'll stick this one up for the time being. It's too good a thread to let it die :D.
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Rising fuel costs have led to increased interest in methane powered vehicles.
or
American roadtest reports on the new model Chinese scooter were not favourable.
or
The Chinese marketing department had difficulty understanding the market research finding that the model name should be 'lardarse special'.
They don't make leather jackets in my size.:C
Being a die-hard Greeny, Hans personally checks every litre of fuel he uses in his bio-diesel bike...
The poor people using the crossing were quickly eaten by Mongo.
The New Gutless 125cc Scooter - the first scooter to come with 360deg Airbag protection!
As Gawp sat at the pedestrian crossing, he couldn't help cursing those rediculous fuel labels and their fanciful claims...
Take it away Oz. I'm surprised that there was not one Harley Fat Boy joke to be had.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ozkaban
How about
"routing the exhaust to the center of the seat to heat the rider on cold days had some unforeseen side effects"
Hmmmm- buy a bigger bike or spend all of my cash on Mcdonalds - tough choice.
:2tsup:
Had a bunch of 'em, but forgot where I put them!
Try this one...
The wife has dragged me along shopping again I'd rather be dead!!!!
Yeah yeah i know, i lost the bet (bloody wallabies).
"Hey! Wake up! You're supposed to be at the NORTH Pole."
Help!! Someone's stolen Ed's avatar.
A cymbal of global warning.
"you sure he likes percussion music? "
Morty's job as the wake up call guy, clearly wasn't going to end well.
Like this one. Only one to make use of the odd little one in the background with a handbag... still can't work out what that adds to the pic!Quote:
Originally Posted by wheelinround
Have a go, wheelin!
Cheers,
Dave
finally understood your joke... Was browsing in woodturning and spotted it :doh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Grumpy John
If wheelin's unavailable, perhaps GJ can have a crack :2tsup:
Cheers,
Dave
Despite many hours a day of rigorous exercise resulting in the most amazing abs ever seen, Chantelle was disappointed that no-one ever seemed to notice...
Funny place to keep your medicine balls.:2tsup:
"Damn! Every time I fall over with my new boobs it takes 1/2 an hour to work out how to get up again.":doh:
"Does my b%m look big in these? "
Well, that's the pecs, now for the abs!!:q:q
:doh: gee's missed reading this all day
but thanks to a friend who sent this caught this weekend up north
Who you callin' lunch?
I'm warning you!! once I get out of this girly pink string I'm guna take all ya fingas off and then drink beer.
Or ... so drinking beer gives you crabs,,, not loose women.
Oh and one for bubbles.
I hope that bar stool is bolted down well!
Grumpy Johns..."It's not iron, but I'm pumping something"
Wheelin's.........Bazza always liked to keep his can opener next to the beer.
So far, Harry's "Beerguard-O-Matic" had proven a wise purchase
:2tsup: Your's UFQuote:
Originally Posted by underfoot
So I missed a few. :C Ah well, better late than never:
GJ's: 'Somehow I don't think this is what they meant by "getting pumped"'
Wheelin's: "Don't ya just hate it when the nippers get into yer stash?"
I really liked your two entries TL, but I think Rosewoods medicine ball line takes the cake. seeing as my photo was just a fill in I think Wheelin' should run with his entry.