A message to the dude that invented/sold/fitted fake rooftiles made of pressed metal:
MATE, WHEN THE REVOLUTION COMES.....I WILL BE HUNTING YOU DOWN.
...and you will be placed against the wall next to your best mate (the dickhead who invented/sold/fitted fake brick wall cladding) where I will take abject delight in dumping a roof load of your poxy pressed metal tiles on your head!!
...that's better.
Normal programming will resume when I've recovered.<SIGH<SIGH>