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And with that little Johnno ran to his room in a state of shame and humiliation, slammed the door, threw himself on his bed, burried his head in his pillow and cried himself to sleep.http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/...lein_1/fie.gif
The next morning there was a knock at his door. "Johnno, oh little Johnno" came a sweet voice "Johnno can we please come in and.......
as he sprung to open the door he realised the floor had disappeared and......
been replaced by a pile of sawdust. "Bloody termites", he muttered. If I had my way .....
I'd.....ooooooooh look the ceilings gone geez those termites are quick ..he then went and found.......................
... that some lovely chap had left him a huge bunch of pansies, "Goodness gracious me" he lisped, grasped the huge bunch firmly in his delicate hands and minced off to......
wild bees, intent on deflowering his posie of pansies. With the bees in hot persuit he ran screaming down the street holding the flowers high and yelling..........
.... Help, Help, if I can't stop these bloody B's I'll be deflowered and who would marry me then? With that a passer-by seeing our hero's plight......
(What happened to those maidens who started all this?)
called the 2 maidens on his highly secret mobile steering wheel and asked..........................
(that answer your question John?)
...the policeman who pulled him over for useing his moblie while driving to go easy on him as he only........
block to run before he was safe from the bees and in the arms of the two maidens were going to give him..............
a nice cup of tea and a lie down after which they would.............
...massage his ego, and...
rampage throught the streets of Kings Cross, where........
boys will be girls and girls could be anything!!!
so venture out with care as those two maidens could well be.......