Tell the picky Gorillette that you won't pick and eat her nits any more!
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Tell the picky Gorillette that you won't pick and eat her nits any more!
"Daddy daddy thats not how mummy does it.":oQuote:
Originally Posted by Iain
OK guys, cancel my membership of the Forum if you like but....
If SWMBO ever got a go on the the Triton WC would she use the correct push stick. If she felt comfortable with the fence on the left side, would you let her change it over. If she chose the belt sander to finish off that table top when the job clearly called for the Triton orbital sander attachment with a 800 grit velcro-backed pad, would that be permitted? We are all the same. We know what's right in our kingdom and anything different is wrong. It's really a question of tolerance.
And just for the record, socks need to be hung out in pairs next to each other so they dry equally and don't fade at different rates.
Carry Pine
carry pine, "you suck" may your name be removed from the roll of Blokedom.:D :D :D you sound like a Chap frm darlinghurst. Ugghhh!!!:rolleyes:
this can be arranged.:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Carry Pine
'And just for the record, socks need to be hung out in pairs next to each other so they dry equally and don't fade at different rates.'
Zed, I hope you realised I was joking when I mentioned the socks- guess not.
...and let's not make the Forum too personal.
Carry Pine
If your clothes line runs north south, one sock is always going to be closer to the sun:pQuote:
Originally Posted by Carry Pine
And..................................the other one will always be further away.
Ahh!! The old "I was only joking" defence, huh? Heard it all before!!
I do this!! What's wrong with doing this???? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Carry Pine
It means I can tell how many socks got eaten by the washing machine and is a great indicator for when I need to buy more socks for the wash.... HWMBO :o
cheers
Wendy
Yes I have to admit it. Getting free advice on my fading Triton WC measuring scales is more important to me than 'coming out' about my weekly train trip to Oxford Street.Quote:
Originally Posted by silentC
Mate,
Buy yourself some el-cheapo cargopants, rave about how good the fit is, at the same time buy her some new red underwear, and some pink clothing dye.
Hide the dye.
When she next does a load of your clothes that has the cargo pants in it, sneak in the red underwear and add the pink dye.
Then act very dissappointed.
With the colour matched pegs, sneak out after she hangs up a load and swap the odd one around.
Might not solve anything, but should be amusing.
Sure Wendy, sure. C'mon, admit it - you're a sock whisperer too!Quote:
Originally Posted by rufflyrustic
Washing machines do not eat socks, driers do, and only those with highly reflective stainless steel drums.
Why?
Simple, as the socks tumble there are blades on the drum, light enters the inspection port at the front and hits a revolving blade, now, we all know that light travels at, well, the speed of light and to exceed this speed results in moving in time, so when the light hits a moving blade and a sock just happens to pass through this accelerated beam at the prescribed time, it is immediately transported into another dimension, never to be seen again, not by us anyway.
Douglas Adams eat your heart out, but he may be with the socks now as far as we know.
Iain,
When you peg a tiger snake out to dry what colour pegs do you use:D
Striped ones......why?
Have you caught yours in the woodpile yet or waiting for John to assist:D