Nope, it's a late start in my book. Sometimes it can take all day to get started...Quote:
Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!!
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Nope, it's a late start in my book. Sometimes it can take all day to get started...Quote:
Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!!
Now if I could just do that!!! :cool: But shes lazier than me and prefers to be a stay at home mum doin her quilting sewing and other gunk while I get to slave to pull in the $$... aahhh but if only!! :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Shedhand
I work often away often different shifts also have 8 kids 5 still at home so the challenges I face just getting on to the foum are HUMUNGUS!!! :eek: But threats of dire distasters and massive pain still work a treat :D Just joking Ive sorted out a fascinating array of excuses and reasons for the mob to get off the computer when I MUST get on...
One that always works is... GET THE FIG OFF THE RUDDY COMPUTER... seems to work a treat :cool: ;)
Ive heard of blokes settin their sheds up with internet access and have computers cameras and all that stuff permenently setup!! ooohhh if only :rolleyes:
Waldo,Quote:
Originally Posted by Waldo
If I started charging for flippant comments then surely every time I posted one I could be accused of spamming.
Flippant comments will remain free (plus postage and handling).
G'day Felder,Quote:
Originally Posted by Felder
If your flippant comments are free there must be something wrong with them. I'll wait for the upgraded version when you've sorted them out and then I'll pay for them.
:D
In my last role, and no, I left of my accord, the boss had a very strict restricted material policy. As he explained it to me: if you found anything 'any good', you had to show him first.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brudda
ATTENTION ALL FORUM USERS!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Waldo
Due to public demand, flippant comments from myself will now be charged at $5 each. This price includes GST, but does NOT include postage and handling.
Due to my remarkable trusting nature, I shall just keep a tally of all the flippant comments I make, and then post the invoice just before I retire. Settlement would then be appreciated as quickly as possible.:cool:
:D first part is right, but what's that crap about pretending to work? That would take too much effort!Quote:
Originally Posted by journeyman Mick
I look at it as time investing in my future career. :D
BrendanQuote:
Originally Posted by Felder
Do you intend to set up a trade in link on your website for our "used" flippant comments as well. It's only fair if we have to pay the "new" price of $5 we expect a decent trade in price on ours. As a retailer you know how important the "change over price" argument is in clinching a sale.:D
Bloody hell, Caliban! The fact that you've got a busted leg doesn't give you the right to break my brain!Quote:
Originally Posted by Caliban
So now I have to offer new flippant comments, and offer a trade-in price for other flippant comments. I'm sure you also recognise the fact that I need to make a profit on the comments that I buy off you (such is the way of business), so;
PRICE LIST FOR FLIPPANT COMMENTS FROM FELDER
* Brand new Genuine Felder Flippant Comments, manufactured in Austr(al)ia - $5
* Trade-in your Flippant Comment to purchase a new Felder Flippant Comment for only $3!
* Purchase a second hand Flippant Comment of dubious quality ( :p ) - $3
* Trade-in your Flippant Comment for a second hand Flippant Comment - $1.
Prices include GST, but not postage and handling. Special offer - purchase five or more new Flippant Comments or ten or more second hand Flippant Comments to receive FREE postage and handling!
Any questions? :cool:
How do we pay ????????
Do you take rubba checks, or maybe goods in leiu ?
I know this really pretty little bridge in Sydney, sand stone towers at each end with an absolutely stunning view of the harbour.
or how about some emus for that plane of yours
But since you're just up the road from me, Mark, I might pop by every so often just collect what you owe me.:pQuote:
Originally Posted by Felder
Now tell me more about this bridge of yours......chuck in a few of your emus and perhaps we can strike a deal...;)
"w o r k" is probably the 4 consecutive letters I try not to use, and equally " owner" and "supervisor".
I am 'free' - a beaut 4 collation of letters.:D