On old army VD posters...
"Is 5 minutes of pleasure worth a lifetime of pain?"
under which someone always added
"How do you make it last 5 minutes?"
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On old army VD posters...
"Is 5 minutes of pleasure worth a lifetime of pain?"
under which someone always added
"How do you make it last 5 minutes?"
sign on a male toilet
why look up here??
THE JOKES IN YOUR HAND
Thanks for narrowing them down Cliff... :rolleyes: :p
Cheers.............Sean
Saw a cracker last night on the back of a middle-aged campervan, with ubiquitous grey haired driver, and realised my life had turned a full circle:
Don't laugh, your MOTHER might be inside
Cheers,
P
:D :D :D
On the back of a garbage truck: "Truck stops frequently" to which someone had added "You should get it fixed".
Under the old rules, you would have got a greenie for that one.... now you miss out. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by bitingmidge
Many of the elementry schools hand out bumber stickers.
"My child excelled...
"My child is a super citizen...
"My child is an honor student...
To which an enteprenur added "My kid just beat up your honor student."
In addition to bumper stickers we have license plate frames.
"Cats flattened while you wait."
Thats Wongo's car:DQuote:
Originally Posted by rrich
"Employ a teenager whilst they still know everything"
and my favourite was on the front wind visor or a very large interstate truck that said
"Dances with Roo's"
I haven't seen a better one since.
Paid employment is for persons without a hammer and a saw.
If I ever get an old hotrod ute, I'll have my own sticker made up:
Truckin' Missus Style!!
:D
On the back of a rubbish removal truck
Satisfaction Guaranteed or Twice Your Rubbish Back!
on the back of a builders van.
"Fish fear me and tremble at my name".
travelling along the f3 one day i say a 4wd that had been thru a bit and was quite filthy. some funny person wrote : i wish my gf was this dirty :eek:
Buy a John Bull product(boots) they give away good bumper stickers, My ute has
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...ish/bumper.jpg