Aaaarrrrghhh not the "jar thing" :eek: the "jar thing" is officialy and universally accepted as THE most UNcool hint or tip that anybody can raise.
Any person who raises the "jar thing" is perfectly fair game for all forms of derision.
However just this once.
We'll let it pass if you promise not to raise it again in polite company and certainly not to admit to have " done the jar thing".
And If you have "done the jar thing"
A. blame it on a previous occupant or a relative
B. claim that it was done in youthfull ignorance a long time ago
c. Specificaly done to frighten of burgulars or evil spirits.
additionaly you are strongly advised to take steps to negate the bad fortune and loss of reputation caused by mentioning the "jar thing" by.
a. purchasing a high qulaity tool without delay.
b. cutting hand cut dovetails
c. french polishing something.
FYI I rmember seeing the jar thing complete with illustrations in a coppy of popular mechanics in the early seventies..... It was a stale tip then.
cheers