Signs of Aging

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Originally Posted by bitingmidge

Went out to bring in the wheelie bin at dawn this morning, ..... :mad:

Cheers,

P
:D :D :D

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So tell us Midge, where've you wheelie bin? :D

Seriously, just for a moment please boys. I'm losing track with this thread. I can no longer tell what is serious and what is not. Does this mean that I have incipient old bugger's disease? :confused:
Please be gentle with me. :)
I am feeling delicate this evening. :o
I'm not getting old am I? :(
Just because when I watch a footballer retire I can remember when his FATHER started as a first season player? :D
Just because channel two has a show called Grumpy Old Men, most of which are younger than me? :rolleyes:
Just because ... because ... oh dammit, I've forgotten what I'm talking about AGAIN. :rolleyes:
Hey, I can't be old. My Dad's still alive ... and seems to understand where I'm coming from. I can't be THAT old surely. Surely? :p

Oh help.

Richard :D

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Originally Posted by Daddles

...I can't be THAT old surely. Surely?....

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Nah, I'll be your age next year & I'm not old.... says he who had 50mils of something that looks like beer drained out of his left knee at lunch time. :rolleyes:

I was wondering where it went & I'm sure I drank more than 50mils. :D

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Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers

says he who had 50mils of something that looks like beer drained out of his left knee at lunch time. :rolleyes:

I was wondering where it went & I'm sure I drank more than 50mils. :D

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Maybe they were pisstaking??

Al :D

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Originally Posted by Daddles

Hey, I can't be old. My Dad's still alive ... and seems to understand where I'm coming from. I can't be THAT old surely. Surely? :p

Oh help.

Richard :D

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Richard,


Old age is a state of mind, nothing to do with age. :D :D Whilst I feel quite young with many years still to experience, you sound like an old man :D :D so you must be old.


Peter.

Oh very young....sounds like an opening for a song:rolleyes:

The best lawnmower invented is Roundup.

My mower is over at the neighbours rusting.

Last time SWMBO told me to clean up I used the Bobcat. Bare sand + dry summer = no weeds, or lawn for that matter.

Your only as old as what you are feeling, so keep your hands to yourself you dirty old...:D

What was this thread about??:confused:

You know you can still eat pancakes without any teeth:eek:

Cheers

Mrs came home with this last night:
Four stages of life,
Believe in Santa Claus :D
Don't believe in Santa Claus :confused:
Are Santa Claus :rolleyes:
Look like Santa Claus :mad:

As my mother-in-law used to say "You are only as old as the woman you feel"